How can I do it?

[TurnipBBurnip]

Is there a way I can die but make it look like an accident? I'd like to avoid the hassle of police going through my things and questioning my family and friends. Also by making it seem like an accident I avoid the disappointment from my parents who make fun of those who kill themselves. I also don't have a car so inducing a car accident on myself won't be an option. If there's any ways or previous posts answering my question, let me know :)

 

[MrAsclepius]

Falling from a height can be made to look accidental if you would have a reason to be up there in the first place. Whatever you choose I advise you take extra action to inform your family of future plans you have/how much you look forward to life. Throw them off, in a way.

I'm sending luck your way. Please take care.

 

[gnomeboy17]

It's difficult to make things look like an accident, as every death is always investigated, even if it doesn't seem suspicious. I think all the methods that look accidental are painful/violent. Such as fire, jumping, train etc

 

[BeHope]

It's difficult to make things look like an accident, as every death is always investigated, even if it doesn't seem suspicious. I think all the methods that look accidental are painful/violent. Such as fire, jumping, train etc

Seconded. The only painless method that also looks like an accident that I can think of is hiring a hitman to shoot you but I don't think that's doable for several reasons. Maybe drowning could work if you live near the ocean.

 

[Gnip]

An old public service commercial I saw warning about the hazards of alcohol intoxication showed a man drunkenly staggering out of a bar, onto the street out of camera view, then the sounds of tires squealing and a horn beeping before a loud crash, as the narrator intoned, "Too bad he had to get smashed..." Saturate your body with alcohol before falling off a high bridge for example (maybe into oncoming traffic).

If an autopsy shows you're intoxicated, then an accidental death may be the only ruling available as a conclusion. .

You could also make it look like an unsolvable murder, clandestinely spiking your own drink with SN at a bar or restaurant for example.

Have an open mind and be creative. There are plenty of accidental deaths which have been videotaped and filmed which you can find footage of on sites like LiveLeak and BestGore. (One negligent death on footage shows somebody on their cellphone negligently walking into high speed traffic without looking and getting catapulted dozens of feet into the air, while somebody in India casually hopped on top of an electric train and causally placed his hand on the high voltage overhead wire, causing him to get instantly fried by a white bolt of lightning.)

Get really drunk, then climb up a high powerline pole or water tower with spray cans of graffiti paint before taking a long dive down. The autopsy will suggest a drunken prank rather than suicide.

 

[hypnotizing chickens]

You could also make it look like an unsolvable murder, clandestinely spiking your own drink with SN at a bar or restaurant for example.

This is bad advice....for quite obvious reasons

 

[Deleted member 17949]

Probably but tbh I don't see the value in doing this. It's difficult to manage correctly and doesn't change much.

 

[Gnip]

This is bad advice....for quite obvious reasons

I was falling asleep on medications when I typed that. After waking up, I agree.