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noname223

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Aug 18, 2020
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We just switch the recovery and suicide discussion sections. All suicide related questions are posted in recovery. And all recovery questions are posted in suicide discussion. We could use it to counterbalance the echo chamber effect.

Political discussions are mandatory. Everyone has to post an essay on their politics and if it does not reflect 99% my thougts on politics the person gets banned. Or they get cbt'ed. Namely their cock and balls get tortured. I am not sure what happens to women though. Of course I hide my politics in front of the others as good as possible (only 1/3 of political threads in this forum are posted by me). So the people have to guess my political takes.

We search for a religion that everyone has to follow. But it is not a mainstream one.

I am in favor of the following:

Raëlians, a U.F.O.-based religion founded by Claude Vorilhon in 1974. Raëlians believe that a humanoid species of extraterrestrials, known as the Elohim, are responsible for the genesis of the human race. They also believe that Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, and other prophets are messengers of the Elohim. The Raëlians await the return of the Elohim, who will bring about a new era of peace and enlightenment.
They use of the Swastika as a religious symbol, which has caused controversy, particularly in Israel.

All SaSu member have to get a tatoo of a Swastika either on their foreskin or forehead so that they show that they support the religion of this forum.


We establish an app that gets published in big mainstream play stores. Like in China there will be ideological tests how much they believe in Sanctioned Suicide. We make quizzes on suicide methods. And when people fail these tests they get banned of this forum but their families have to join the cult the forum.
Of course we also use this app for marketing campaigns. We combine a shopping experience with being suicidal. I think this is a gap the market has thus far neglected. It will be a one in all app. And it will be unique.

Every single suggestion that is posted in suggestion has to get implemented within 30-60 minutes. For every hour the implementation that is delayed some of newbies get sacrificed to the God we believe in. If there are suggestions that contradict each other. The two members who posted the suggestions have to combat a fist fight over life and death. And it gets livestreamed for everyone to see. Of course the livestream will only be available on our app and we demand at least 29.99 bucks to watch the fight.

Everyone who has an anime profile picture has to pay a tribute. Roughly twenty bucks per month. If they cannot afford it they can also also join the harem for members of the Sancturary. The harem is one allure so that we keep recruting more newbies who we can exploit financially.

We build up teams a grass route movement and go through neighbourhoods to recruit more members. There will be financial incentives if you achieve to recruit someone. But also the mental and physical punishments will get less.

There will be elections from time to time to show out devotion to the leader. If the leader does not get 100% of the votes there will be new sacrifices. The money of every single member who is not at least in the A rank will get confiscated. Of course there will be debts for the pariah class. If you have more than 100 million in debts you only get light and air to flurioush and at least 3 years in the gulag. North Korea will look like a new paradies compared to the new Sanctioned Suicide.
 
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Dusk till dawn

Student
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What is this? this sounds very horrible
 
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noname223

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Aug 18, 2020
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What the fuck did I just read.

Sums up the reactions to this thread.
 
MercenariesofMidgar

MercenariesofMidgar

It All Returns to Nothing.
Nov 30, 2024
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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. To the harem I go!
 
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SVEN

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Works for me … but then, I am a failed attempted suicide who is mentally unstable & paranoid, so probably your target audience.
 
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But there definitely will be cake, right?
 
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