Honey Comb Cereal

[CFLoser]

I love eating Honey Comb Cereal

You can eat like 5 bowls and it doesn't feel like you've eaten anything and then your teeth get fucked up.

They're so light, its like you're eating nothing. But it gives your brain that sensation of eating something and it calms you down.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Don't promote a company unless it pays you to do so.

 

[CFLoser]

Don't promote a company unless it pays you to do so.

y

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

y

Although it remains to be seen whether you're actually good at it.

 

[motel rooms]

A(h...)men.

 

[Antigonish]

Those damn ads. You'd think this would be the last place they'd try to infiltrate.

But in all seriousness honey combs are great. I'm actually thinking about buying some.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Amen.

How considerate of you to adorn all your posts with homo-erotically charged gifs for all the illiterates who are unable to read the "gay" under your profile picture.

 

[motel rooms]

How considerate of you to adorn all your posts with homo-ertically charged gifs for all the illiterates who are unable to read the "gay" under your profile picture.

How naive of you to think that I do it for others

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

How naive of you to think

Read my signature. Please also correct the typo in your quote of my post.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Big honey comb have the forum staff in their pockets.

 

[motel rooms]

Please also correct the typo in your quote of my post.

 

[Antigonish]

Big honey comb have the forum staff in their pockets.

It makes so much sense now

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

I would like to take this opportunity to remark that the hyphen between the two components of the brand name is crucial, as it is apparent that a honeycomb is a distinctly different object than a honey comb.

 

[motel rooms]

Read my signature.

You claiming that you're way too intelligent to ever waste time thinking would be akin to me saying I'm not purposely vulgar in a gay way in every single post

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

purposely vulgar

I thought that came naturally to you.

 

[motel rooms]

I thought that came naturally to you.

It does, almost as naturally as overthinking cums to you

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[TheAmazingCriswell]

It does, almost as naturally as overthinking cums to you

It's the only thing that cums willingly to someone like me.

 

[CFLoser]

Although it remains to be seen whether you're actually good at it.

I really like you. You're smart.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

I really like you. You're smart.

I wish I was at least half as smart as you assume me to be.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

They're magically grrrrrreaAAaat!! Just follow your nose!

 

[Shadowplay]

Gotta admit I'm enjoying @hotelbeneathground and @Graf von Leiningen's old fashioned flame war a lot more than I wanna admit.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

old fashioned

You called?

 

[motel rooms]

You called?

 

[Shadowplay]

Big honey comb have the forum staff in their pockets.

The idea of a cereal brand secretly paying off people on a CTB forum is something out of conversation I would have while high. #based

 

[motel rooms]

The idea of a cereal brand secretly paying off people on a CTB forum is something out of conversation I would have while high. #based

The forum powers that be just want to make sure that we are given some much needed sugar

 

[Rogue Proxy]

They're magically grrrrrreaAAaat!! Just follow your nose!

I'm envisioning the cereal industry unleashing a horrifically-mutated, cereal mascot hybrid kaiju onto the world. The monstrosity shakes the puny humans from buses, subways, monorails, and some buildings like cereal boxes, and into its giant bowl. And it devours dozens of trapped humans by the spoonful.

 

[avoid_slow_death]

I'm envisioning the cereal industry unleashing a horrifically-mutated, cereal mascot hybrid kaiju onto the world. The monstrosity shakes the puny humans from buses, subways, monorails, and some buildings like cereal boxes, and into its giant bowl. And it devours dozens of trapped humans by the spoonful.

This needs to be a movie. Immediately.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

This needs to be a movie. Immediately.

If the movie ends with the kaiju winning and annihilating the entire human species, it would be pure gold!

 

[avoid_slow_death]

If the movie ends with the kaiju winning and annihilating the entire human species, it would be absolute gold!

Wait, there's another way to end it? Not one that makes sense.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Wait, there's another way to end it? Not one that makes sense.

Unfortunately, countless stories involving non-human antagonists (e.g. monsters, aliens, robots, mutants, zombies, demons, viruses, killer animals, ect.) usually end with the humans winning (by either destroying the antagonist(s) and/or surviving the onslaught). This media reflects the humans' arrogant attitude towards themselves as the superior species, and what sore losers they are at the mere thought of being defeated by non-human beings - even in a friendly, harmless competition.

Then again, these stories are concocted by the typical, anthrophilic creator for the typical, anthrophilic audience. In a sense, they are the species equivalent to self-insert "original" fiction with humans as the Mary Sues.