Discussion hiring an assainsin to murder you

[rottedfukkup]

just this thing i had in my head for a while i can't imagine it's an actual method or anything it's just a random thing i wondered if anyone thought this or even know of this happen

like i think u can buy assasins on dark web like idk how it works but i think its a thing right millions in money proberly and possibly very shady and won't go as you imagined possibly sold for slavery or experiments idk

but like u say this person they work here they live here they have this description kill them but ur just describing yourself

then u wait for it if u had shit tons of money or maybe u need dark web connections and survival instint u cant follow thru, then just buy urself a murderer(??)

anyone else thought about that

 

[Nikitatos]

Yeah. It's been talked about it. Usually, anything other than drugs that's illegally offered for sale online is the FBI. The FBI runs anything online related to terrorism, child porn/prostitution, hit men, etc. If you did find someone, you'd most likely be hiring an FBI agent to kill you.

 

[Defenestration]

Me too

 

[rottedfukkup]

@Nikitatos didnt know that so dark web like its fbi marketplace for illegal servces lol

 

[Agon321]

No, you can't do it.
Most offers are scams, trolls, police, etc.

It's more likely that a random guy on the street will kill you.

Hiring an assassin is not like buying a lollipop in a store. That's not how it works.

 

[rottedfukkup]

@Agon321 u have to use tor and bitcoin so its complicated but if u knew how it works then its not literally like a marketplace i had in my head thats just way different and complicated?

 

[Agon321]

@Agon321 u have to use tor and bitcoin so its complicated but if u knew how it works then its not literally like a marketplace i had in my head thats just way different and complicated?

TOR and using Bitcoins is the easy part.

The basic rule in the "Dark web": trust no one.

Can you trust that the person on the other end is who he says he is?
If you lose money, you won't go to the police, for obvious reasons ;).

I am absolutely no expert in these matters. I might be wrong.
I just write what I read from other people.

 

[Defenestration]

yes very hard and risk of kidnapping, torture etc.

 

[Sethy]

I wanted but wouldn't go for it. It's risky. Better not.

 

[rottedfukkup]

@pthnrdnojvsc i often think of similar thoughts where im here and theres like in a film or video game and sudden danger of a mergder to shoot everyone and everyone panics to hide it woild be nice so stand still and have a headshot out the blue

oh i just rememberd this doesnt happen in my country but death by cop is similar create a sense of terrorism or mass shootong with prop and get gunned done people do that also kinda similar

 

[Nikitatos]

TOR and using Bitcoins is the easy part.

The basic rule in the "Dark web": trust no one.

Can you trust that the person on the other end is who he says he is?
If you lose money, you won't go to the police, for obvious reasons ;).

I am absolutely no expert in these matters. I might be wrong.
I just write what I read from other people.

TOR and bitcoin are NOT anonymous. The FBI had to admit some of their illegal surveillance methods with The Silk Road bust that was more than 10 years ago. They use a highly illegal practice of information laundering (they call it "parallel construction").

The feds have constant blanket surveillance on EVERYONE. When they want to act on their illegal surveillance, they have to re-create it in the real world so that no one finds out what a bunch of shady bastards they really are. So, if they illegally know someone has a trunk full of heroin, they'll pull them over for a broken taillight or something.

With the dark web stuff, they don't care AT ALL about people buying small quantities of drugs. It's not worth their time to go after a bunch of minnows.

What they do is they let the drug sellers become bigger and bigger while they watch them. Then, the bust them and confiscate all their assets. Their goal isn't to eradicate drugs. It's to make money. Confiscating assets is BIG business. Cops are criminals.

Here's a funny clip from John Oliver on Civil Asset Forfeiture:

 

[UtopianElephant]

You'd need connections to criminals or organizations that supply assassins, as well as some minimal amount of trust that they will deliver the service for your money.

I'm not sure that having ~ $20- $50 million dollars would come anywhere close to guaranteeing a successful hit on oneself w/out the appropriate connections. OTOH, I'd bet that even having no connections and having a lot less money than that, it would be easier and less risky to just get any substances or a weapon one would need off the streets. And I don't think that even that is easy for the average person, and I certainly do not recommend it, but it just goes to show what a foolishly naive idea it is for most people to hire a hitman on the dark net.

 

[SecretAgent420]

Yeah. It's been talked about it. Usually, anything other than drugs that's illegally offered for sale online is the FBI. The FBI runs anything online related to terrorism, child porn/prostitution, hit men, etc. If you did find someone, you'd most likely be hiring an FBI agent to kill you.

You think the FBI runs child porn websites on the dark web and hit men for hire sites? Hahaha you're ridiculous but at least made me laugh
They for sure try to infiltrate them and caught the people uploading such filth

 

[UtopianElephant]

TOR and bitcoin are NOT anonymous. The FBI had to admit some of their illegal surveillance methods with The Silk Road bust that was more than 10 years ago. They use a highly illegal practice of information laundering (they call it "parallel construction").

The feds have constant blanket surveillance on EVERYONE. When they want to act on their illegal surveillance, they have to re-create it in the real world so that no one finds out what a bunch of shady bastards they really are. So, if they illegally know someone has a trunk full of heroin, they'll pull them over for a broken taillight or something.

With the dark web stuff, they don't care AT ALL about people buying small quantities of drugs. It's not worth their time to go after a bunch of minnows.

What they do is they let the drug sellers become bigger and bigger while they watch them. Then, the bust them and confiscate all their assets. Their goal isn't to eradicate drugs. It's to make money. Confiscating assets is BIG business. Cops are criminals.

Here's a funny clip from John Oliver on Civil Asset Forfeiture:

There are youtube videos of cops doing civil asset forfeiture on regular citizens, who just happen to have relatively large amounts of cash in their vehicles, and get pulled over for minor traffic violations and unknowingly allow police to search their vehicles. That is straight up immoral and criminal behavior, and it makes all cops look sketchy. I don't know how regular people can continue to trust law enforcement after reading stories like that.

 

[rottedfukkup]

i dont think its much a secret law enforcement are solid whos gonna arrest the police for their crimes lol

police raped a drugged women in her cell cant prove it tho bc cctv has missing fotage balls aways in their court

 

[Nikitatos]

Unchecked power turns human beings into complete a holes.

 

[M48 Patton]

Agent 47 we have your next assignment

 

[MountainMan99]

just this thing i had in my head for a while i can't imagine it's an actual method or anything it's just a random thing i wondered if anyone thought this or even know of this happen

like i think u can buy assasins on dark web like idk how it works but i think its a thing right millions in money proberly and possibly very shady and won't go as you imagined possibly sold for slavery or experiments idk

but like u say this person they work here they live here they have this description kill them but ur just describing yourself

then u wait for it if u had shit tons of money or maybe u need dark web connections and survival instint u cant follow thru, then just buy urself a murderer(??)

anyone else thought about that

It's not true, you can't hire a "hitman" in the darkweb, those fantasies come from youtube horror videos that make up those stories to scare people.

Darknet is mostly used for drugs, and learning how to hack.

 

[GlassAlwaysEmpty]

Angelina Jolie actually did this when she was 22.
The hitman felt sorry for her and actually talked her out of killing herself.

 

[Sylveon]

Call out Boeing's bullshit; they may send someone to assassinate you.

 

[Chinaski]

I'll assassinate all of you for a grand each. Advance payment only. No l am definitely not just going to fuck off with your money in the knowledge that there is literally nothing you can do about this because l am a professional. DMs open.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Mostly this seems to be used by wealthy men who have fucked up in their life or are supremely depressed, or veterans I think, who want to die but want their families to be given the money from their life insurance policies. I think that Alex Murdoch tried and failed; although I can't remember if that turned out to be a lie...

Also no. There are weirdos like that still around. I don't want to say much more, but you seriously never know who your own neighbors are... They're more accessible than you think too. There are sickos among us. Hell you don't even know the sex offenders in your area or who your next date could be...
Best check yourself before you wreck yourself...

 

[RoadBLOCK]

They just afraid of law bro