Having a big penis is equivalent to have 1 trillion dollars.

[CFLoser]

I've always had a small dick, and I remember being so embarrased back in high school to shower after gym and stuff.

When you're a guy and you're rocking an absolute snake, you basically have been gifted magical confidence. All guys will want your cock (on them [no homo]) and girls will want your cock in them.


Also, back in highschool there was this other kid who was a year older than me. Cant remember his name but I remember all the boys talking about how he had a big penis and the utter respect they all had. Stuck with me to this day.

 

[Snake of Eden]

I hate to admit that you are right…

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Why Ancient Greek Sculptures Have Small Penises | Artsy

The male body of Ancient Greece is ample, firm, and muscular—so why weren’t these same aesthetic ideals applied to the penis?

www.artsy.net

Big agree with the ancient Greeks on this one.

 

[RazzleDazzle]

A big penis attached to an even bigger penis of a human being is not a plus. A hetero guy who gives a fuck about how his partner is feeling during sex is way, way ahead of the game. Spend time on foreplay and it won't matter, trust me.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I'm hung like a baby: 8lbs 4oz and 23 inches long. Too bad I don't care much about sex.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

A big penis attached to an even bigger penis of a human being is not a plus.

This sentence permits two differing interpretations.

 

[motel rooms]

Big agree with the ancient Greeks on this one.

I'm sorry to break this to you, but the Greeks were utterly obsessed with erect dicks. Ancient Greece was full of herms, statues/pillars which were surmounted by the bearded head of the fertility god Hermes & were ithyphallic (had an erect phallus). They were worshipped & it was believed that they warded off evil, so they were placed everywhere: in front of temples, near tombs, outside houses, in the gymnasia (where men exercised in the nude & bathed), libraries, stoas (covered walkways), at street corners, at crossings, borders & boundaries, on roads as milestones/signposts, etc.

Let us not forget the cults of Dionysus & Priapus. I assume everyone's heard of Dionysus (Bacchus) & knows what a bacchanalian party is.
On the 1st day of the Dionysia (a large festival held in honor of Dionysus) the oh-so-enlightened Athenians carried big erect dicks made of wood lol in a long procession & pulled a cart containing a humongous bronze schlong. The comedies & satyr plays performed at this festival were extremely vulgar & they always featured characters with huge strap-on dicks.

Priapus, a son of Dionysus by Aphrodite, was an (ithy)phallic god most familiar from the obscene short poems called Priapeia; in these he threatens to punish any intruder into his garden by fucking them. The Romans fell in love with him too, of course, & he was worshipped throughout the Roman Empire.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

I'm sorry to break this to you, but the Greeks were utterly obsessed with erect dicks. Ancient Greece was full of herms, statues/pillars which were surmounted by the bearded head of the fertility god Hermes & were ithyphallic (had an erect phallus). They were worshipped & it was believed that they warded off evil, so they were placed everywhere: in front of temples, near tombs, outside houses, in the gymnasia (where men exercised in the nude & bathed), libraries, stoas (covered walkways), at street corners, at crossings, borders & boundaries, on roads as milestones/signposts, etc.

Let us not forget the cults of Dionysus & Priapus. I assume everyone's heard of Dionysus (Bacchus) & knows what a bacchanalian party is.
On the 1st day of the Dionysia (a large festival held in honor of Dionysus) the oh-so-enlightened Athenians carried big erect dicks made of wood lol in a long procession & pulled a cart containing a humongous bronze schlong. The comedies & satyr plays performed at this festival were extremely vulgar & they always featured characters with huge strap-on dicks.

Priapus, a son of Dionysus by Aphrodite, was an (ithy)phallic god most familiar from the obscene short poems called Priapeia; in these he threatens to punish any intruder into his garden by fucking them. The Romans fell in love with him too, of course, & he was worshipped throughout the Roman Empire.

Gee, I wonder why you're so well-informed on these matters.

 

[motel rooms]

Gee, I wonder why you're so well-informed on these matters.

 

[Insomniac]

all the boys talking about

at first, I was like wtf at this post but after reading this, I got it. I had my doubts but now I'm 100% convinced that 99% of men are gay (in denial). I'm serious. the whole "homie", "bromance" things are just cover ups.

anyway, you probably don't care since you're all gay, but I'll say it anyway.

mature women don't give a fuck about the size of the D if some other aspects of you compensate. If someone has a big D but is retarded, then he is retarded. It's about the overall score. If you underperform in some areas, then you probably outperform in others. It's a law of nature.

it's just that some people don't know where they outperform.

 

[CFLoser]

at first, I was like wtf at this post but after reading this, I got it. I had my doubts but now I'm 100% convinced that 99% of men are gay (in denial). I'm serious. the whole "homie", "bromance" things are just cover ups.

anyway, you probably don't care since you're all gay, but I'll say it anyway.

mature women don't give a fuck about the size of the D if some other aspects of you compensate. If someone has a big D but is retarded, then he is retarded. It's about the overall score. If you underperform in some areas, then you probably outperform in others. It's a law of nature.

it's just that some people don't know where they outperform.

You're wrong

If you outperform others in some areas, you are more likely to outperform in other areas. A big ass Lion not only has bigger muscles but it also weighs more and therefore has a higher ceiling. It's the same with people.

It's basically like someone having a lot of money and therefore they get a good education. If you have an advantage in one area you can spin it into an advantage somewhere else. Whether thats ur big brain or ur big penis.

 

[LonelyBrazilian]

I would rather have a pretty face and be extrovert than have a big dick.

 

[Shadowplay]

Learn to give good head; seriously. Do it.

 

[motel rooms]

When you're a guy and you're rocking an absolute snake, you basically have been gifted magical confidence. All guys will want your cock (on them [no homo]) and girls will want your cock in them.

Also, back in highschool there was this other kid who was a year older than me. Cant remember his name but I remember all the boys talking about how he had a big penis and the utter respect they all had. Stuck with me to this day.

My favorite subject of conversation... Why are str8 guys so obsessed with other guys' bigger-than-average dicks? Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy they are. Having morons admire my dick & even chest hair definitely helped me build up my self-esteem in high school. I wonder if girls & women stare at each other's boobs in showers & congratulate the owner of the biggest ones. God bless guys' little hearts, we can be so ridiculously childish...

Learn to give good head; seriously. Do it.

@Shadowplay I do, I really do.

 

[Shadowplay]

 

[deleted]

a big dick is useless when you don't know how to talk to girls, it's not like in porn movies when they realize your size they automatically have sex with you

 

[miserableforever]

I'm not sure if my response as a female matters here, but size is not an issue whatsoever. A small one isn't as likely to cause UTIs, so there's that.

 

[CFLoser]

a big dick is useless when you don't know how to talk to girls, it's not like in porn movies when they realize your size they automatically have sex with you

Still though, it's like being Clark Kent knowing you can go Superman anytime.

You may look like a natural guy on the outside but undercover you're rocking a big dick. In some ways it's even better that way because anyone who insults you, male or female, you can just laugh it off because if they saw your penis they'd be so impressed.

 

[Silenos]

Still though, it's like being Clark Kent knowing you can go Superman anytime.

You may look like a natural guy on the outside but undercover you're rocking a big dick. In some ways it's even better that way because anyone who insults you, male or female, you can just laugh it off because if they saw your penis they'd be so impressed.

Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the laugh. Did you get this from big dick guys or did you pull these assumptions from deep inside your rectum?

 

[Shadowplay]

a big dick is useless when you don't know how to talk to girls, it's not like in porn movies when they realize your size they automatically have sex with you

Ha reminds me of the sitcom 'Just Shoot Me', where they find out the character Finch has a huge dingus, but can't really utilise it as he was not attractive to women.

I'm not sure if my response as a female matters here, but size is not an issue whatsoever. A small one isn't as likely to cause UTIs, so there's that.

Yah it is men that fetishize this. I think porn doesn't help. I used to be worried about my penis size too. I think being good at giving head is under-rated by guys.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Wish I had a trillion dollars more though. -^-

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Learn to give good head; seriously. Do it.

I'd rather die than give head to a non-virgin. That's not saying much, tho.

 

[Shadowplay]

I'd rather die than give head to a non-virgin. That's not saying much, tho.

Give head or die?
Me:

 

[existtosuffer]

Used to work with a guy who allegedly had a big dick. He used to just walk really funny. Kinda like those Dogs with big balls.

 

[Insomniac]

A big ass Lion not only has bigger muscles but it also weighs more and therefore has a higher ceiling. It's the same with people.

hmm.

I'm black so I guess it's okay for me to say this. apparently, black men tend to have bigger D than other races. does that mean... they outperform in other areas? (not to say thatthey underperform either).

also, carnivorous animals like lions tend to be the most at risk of extinction. Strong animals like bisons, horses, hippos, elephant, cows etc don't even need meat to be incredible. Their body transform litteral plants into pure mass of muscle. they're more admirable to me than big cats.

also, they say that Asians tend to have smaller D, but they also say that Asians tend to have bigger brain lol. I'm sorry if I sound offensive to anyone.

also, many incels worship taller men. but it's known fact that taller individual tend to statistically have shorter lifespan.

 

[Blue_mist]

I'm gay and Having a functional penis is what matters. I can't top dudes because my penis is soft most of the time. Antidepressants prevent me from m having an Erection so i bottom even if i don't enjoy it as topping.

 

[sadbadpsychogirl]

i will never understand this dick obsession that almost everybody has. i have no use for them myself but this can't be an asset to society..

 

[Stuckaf2]

You are right. It's the best thing a guy could have. You can't be depressed with a big dick lol

 

[LittleJem]

Learn to give good head; seriously. Do it.

There is a book called 'She Comes First' written by a man with a small penis who learned to give very good head!!! My ex-boyfriend owned the book. In my experience, any man that cares about a woman coming is a good find. Too many don't - I must have bad taste in men!

In terms of penis size, some are way too big for me. Because women are built differently and not every woman has space for a big D.

My friend was sexually incompatible with a woman as he was too big for her. I have experienced pain during sex with a man who was both well hung and inconsiderate. I would not want to repeat that experience.

Hope this helps a bit!

 

[Quinlor]

I am waiting to read a thread about: "Having a big BOOBS equivalent to have 1 trillion dollars"