Method Has anyone considered hiring a hit man for their “assisted suicide”?

[Yaffle]

I wouldn't know where to start and fraught with danger of being caught by authorities or scammed but how easy a way to CTB! I know it would be expensive but no idea how much it would cost.

I know for some people they have to CTB clearly by their own hand. I just want out as quick and efficient as possible, not that bothered for everyone to know it was suicide although can still leave note detailing it.

 

[penguinl0v3s]

Someone got denied by a hitman and posted about it on this site lol. The hitman ironically told the guy to live.

 

[gbi2]

How would you do such a deal, since pay half now and half later would be difficult to do?

I thought a timed locker where they see the money go in but they could just wait and then TAKE THE MONEY.

I can't see how you could do a deal without leaving yourself open for being scammed.

 

[Yaffle]

How would you do such a deal, since pay half now and half later would be difficult to do?

I thought a timed locker where they see the money go in but they could just wait and then TAKE THE MONEY.

I can't see how you could do a deal without leaving yourself open for being scammed.

High risk of scam or police sting seeing as very few average people would know how to find the right connections.

 

[gbi2]

Yeah I've just had a search and saw an article from this very year where a woman thought she was hiring a hitman to kill someone else but it turned out to be FBI. Why she thought she could do that via a normal website is bemuisng.

A better way fo killing oneself would to get into rap and diss every other rapper and their kids. You will probably be dead within weeks, or you'll end up with a rap made about you that you have to live with.

I just realised a bit of my previous post is in capitals, I don't know how that happened, well I know I put caps lock on but it wasn't intentional, I wasn't trying to add emphasis to anythimng.

 

[wait.what]

Someone got denied by a hitman and posted about it on this site lol. The hitman ironically told the guy to live.

Oh my God … I can just imagine the TV series: "Touched By A Hitman — Harold The Heavenly Hitman flies down to Earth to teach despairing souls how to live again. And how to kill other people instead."

 

[iamsofkntired]

God i wish , but I am a broke college student and live in palestine

 

[Iris Blue]

Yes I would love to have a hitman instead of doing it myself to make sure it is fully gone through with. Unfortunately, like many other easier options to die it would be very difficult to find a hitman who is who they say they are. Also, I know it would be their job and I'd have to pay them but I would feel guilty if they end up getting caught and charged for murder.

 

[penguinl0v3s]

@CTB_Coward @wait.what I think it was this one. Ngl I felt bad but I remembering laughing cuz it was a little funny that even death rejected him/her

I hired a hitman online but I got rejected

I have been a lurker for some time now. A really close friend of mine happened to have a her bucket kicked by someone she hire. I was in despair for awhile. I never really thought it would affect me so much since we were roomies and no signs of depression coming from her really showed. She hired...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[Yaffle]

Then we also have suicide by cop, the intimate hit man!!! Easier in the US and other countries where every cop is armed.

Knowing my luck I'd only get tazered!

 

[Meditation guide]

Then we also have suicide by cop, the intimate hit man!!! Easier in the US and other countries where every cop is armed.

Knowing my luck I'd only get tazered!

Knowing my luck this would happen to me:

 

[Yaffle]

Then we also have suicide by cop, the intimate hit man!!! Easier in the US and other countries where every cop is armed.

Knowing my luck I'd only get tazered!

Typo correction - obviously meant to be ultimate not intimate. Struck by the iPhone auto correct gremlin

Knowing my luck this would happen to me:

Blimey, nasty.

Strangely was allowed to watch it embedded at first but can't now.

 

[DEATH IS FREEDOM]

Hiring a hit man for assisted suicide - you will probably be scammed. No one can be trusted in this situation.

 

[jellie]

i think it would likely end up in a scam to be honest. plus as an already jumpy person, this would totally freak me out, knowing someone is coming to kill me, despite the fact that i want to CTB lmao-
I would like to be able to control my last living moments and have them be peaceful.

 

[piddincir]

God i wish , but I am a broke college student and live in palestine

not to be insensitive but there is a war in your country right, surely you could find means that way if you so wished

 

[BlockHammer]

Im afraid im gonna get scam, and i dont know how to find those hitman

 

[iamsofkntired]

not to be insensitive but there is a war in your country right, surely you could find means that way if you so wished

Yes but I live in the west Bank hardly anything happens a week ago there was soldiers shooting near and shit and i couldn't get out of the school I wish i did

 

[Ironweed]

I remember reading about somebody's convoluted plan using a gun and balloons. You shoot yourself and the gun floats off, authorities think it has to be a murder not suicide since there's no weapon on the scene. Family does, too.

Unfortunately in this case the balloons either got caught in a tree or just didn't float off very far. The suicide was successful, the plan in a broader sense was not, since it was shown to be suicide.

 

[bigfishlittlefish]

I wouldn't know where to start and fraught with danger of being caught by authorities or scammed but how easy a way to CTB! I know it would be expensive but no idea how much it would cost.

I know for some people they have to CTB clearly by their own hand. I just want out as quick and efficient as possible, not that bothered for everyone to know it was suicide although can still leave note detailing it.

If I could afford it, I totally would do this.

 

[Yaffle]

If I could afford it, I totally would do this.

I would consider it if I could be 100% it wasn't a scam or a police sting. Impossible to be that certain though.

Or at least try and "hire" a shotgun for DIY use that could be recovered before I was found.

 

[Kit1]

No. Because:
1. I wouldn't trust anyone to do it
2. I wouldn't want someone else to get into trouble in case they get caught
3. I wouldn't want the hit man to have regrets (because of me) if ever thy had regrets about the job they did

 

[BetterInTheory]

There's actually an Indian dark comedy series "Afsos" on this topic. Guy hires a hitman to kill himself, regrets decision, cat/mouse chase begins.

But yeah, I wish I could hire a professional for a swift death

 

[Meditation guide]

How do you pay him after he did the job?

Or if he turned out to be a cop would you get arrested for trying to murder yourself?

 

[venomousSSërpent74]

Yes but only to come check on me after my attempt to kill me if im not dead

 

[Anónimo]

Someone got denied by a hitman and posted about it on this site lol. The hitman ironically told the guy to live.

Hitman from Canada be like

 

[Arandomhuman]

How do you pay him after he did the job?

Or if he turned out to be a cop would you get arrested for trying to murder yourself?

Write him in the insurance/heritage ?
They would get a hell of a pay for making you ctb, enough to not scam you.

 

[IWishToDie]

Someone got denied by a hitman and posted about it on this site lol. The hitman ironically told the guy to live.

Lol, there aren't any hitmen for regular people. Drug gangs and intelligence services are the only groups that have hitmen. There might be a one in a million chance of paying someone to kill you as a target but honestly most people would think it's a joke or wouldn't be willing to risk a murder charge even for a decent sum of cash. This thread is too funny.

 

[iusedtobehappy]

I have only thought about this 1000 times.
To pay him after, make him the beneficiary of your accts.

 

[waningmoth]

I used to dream about this as a kid when my survival instinct was still high, never knowing the exact moment. But barring a few countries/professions hiring a legit target killer would be impossible

 

[inaminute]

Knowing my luck this would happen to me:

How unfortunate lol