Help Good excuses/lies for needing a rope?

[FERAL_FRENZY]

One way or another I need to ctb. I'm sick and tired of living with no relief in sight. I'm practically a dead man walking. I'm an artsy person, so I was thinking of going the arts and crafts route, maybe suggesting that I'd need it for some sort of person project? Idk I'm really bad at this. Any and all suggestions are welcome.

 

[chester]

Why do you need excuses? Who's gonna ask?

 

[LapseInTime]

Art does seem to be a good excuse - it's art, there is little more to discuss, right? An art piece, decorating, maybe mending somethings around the house,maybe say you're in the process of moving. Though Chester is right, chances are they won't ask unless you feel like you need to justify first. Rope bowls came to mind - bowls that are made of coiled rope- knot-tying, mending the back of chairs.

 

[hopscotch]

no-one is going to question you buying rope unless you've admitted to people to have been thinking about it or have been otherwise exposed or admitted before. if the problem is housemates, buy in person bring it in a bag so they can't see what you've bought if you're so uncomfortable. if you have to let them know for some reason, art is a fine excuse, yeah.

 

[QteStimBnnuy]

Fnnuy long worm snake pet

 

[FERAL_FRENZY]

Why do you need excuses? Who's gonna ask?

My mother would want to know why I need it. I have a history of suicidal ideation and self harm so I feel like I've already shot myself in the foot.

no-one is going to question you buying rope unless you've admitted to people to have been thinking about it or have been otherwise exposed or admitted before. if the problem is housemates, buy in person bring it in a bag so they can't see what you've bought if you're so uncomfortable. if you have to let them know for some reason, art is a fine excuse, yeah.

I should've clarified in the op but I'm not financially independent. I still live with my mother and I rely on her for stuff. Plus she knows I have a history of suicidal ideation n shit. Am I screwed?

 

[sadyogi]

My mother would want to know why I need it. I have a history of suicidal ideation and self harm so I feel like I've already shot myself in the foot.

I should've clarified in the op but I'm not financially independent. I still live with my mother and I rely on her for stuff. Plus she knows I have a history of suicidal ideation n shit. Am I screwed?

If you're in school, you can say you're learning to tie knots in class or something. Maybe you can even call it a jump rope.

 

[Plentiful_Despair]

Just buy it and hide it somewhere.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

Depending on where you live you may have the option to have parcels delivered to a kind of pick up stations. It should be possible for you to pick it up there and come home without your mom seeing it.

 

[Gustav Hartmann]

Sports is a possible excuse. You want to exercise ring rows and need therefore a rope and an anchorpoint.