Discussion Funny ways....

[Darksektori]

There was a thread that asked about funny made up ways to CTB.
In this thread, What are just creative unique funny ways to die in general? no specifics. Just a bit of humor.


-Jumping out of an airplane with a bungee cord Instead of a parachute
-choking on a bowl of Macaroni and cheese
-Being eaten to death by llamas
-running through a minefield with your eyes closed covered with glitter
-getting stabbed with an icecream wafflecone
-M80 between your butt cheeks
- Falling off Mt Everest trying to breakdance on the summit
-getting divebombed to death by seagulls
-shooting a gun up in the air and being killed by the bullet falling back down

 

[Soulless_Angel]

 

[Darksektori]

Being cured of a deadly disease only to be hit by a car as you leave the hospital

 

[SpottedPanda]

It sounds insensitive, but I once heard of a guy choking to death on a sandwich in the middle of the street. I can only hope it was a delicious premium sub.

 

[Darksektori]

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-hugging a pufferfish
-sneezing so hard your head slams into the wall and you die from brain trauma
-calling 911 only to be run over by the ambulance
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[Reiraku]

 

[Darksektori]

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Lol