Hollowillow
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- Aug 7, 2022
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Being hit by an ambulance. Apparently gappened by accident, and nope they couldn't save him
Blowing ourselves up with bombs & fireworks on top of a building so it will look pretty while blood & organs fall. Fu society
Group suicide all dressed in religious cosplay (jesys buddha...) With a board saying "humanity is past saving we're going back home"
Hanging dressed like a giant pink bunny
My landlord refuses to help me fix the home making my tongue swell with a chemical paint varnish taste. I was concerned about shit & piss all over... But now I think I'd go eat to a buffet before hanging.
Hanging on a tree on halloween dressed as a clown. Mask, gloves, straw coming out of sleves & pants .. i wonder how long until im found. I bet if I do it as santa they will wait until summer to ask me to remove my decorations...
Taking poison then sex with the abusive ex, making him f a corpse, go to jail? Ha!
Jumping off a tourist place like the tower in paris? Max mood ruined. Romantic moment then bam! Corpse.
Mass suicide in front of an abortion clinic with notes around the neck saying "my life was hell, my mom never wanted me, i wish i died as a fetus too"
Jumping off a roof dressed as superman with a note "i knew i couldn't fly"
Learning to fly a plane then not dying alone (too mean but... Meh. They're jokes to vent. People did it not me)
Asking an uber driver to drive off a cliff. Maybe a hacked self driving car. (SOON!) Or literally taking the bus. Maybe even a school bus. They seem pure but they're bullies with no morals anyway. I wonder how many buses it'd take to put all humanity in? "Volvo has launched the world's largest bus – a behemoth of a transporter that can carry up to 300 passengers at one time. " human population... 8 billions divided by 300 seats...
26666666.6667 buses required to kill the whole human race by bus. That looks very satanic (666)
By plane... Biggest is 853 seats...
9378663.54045 planes to kill the human race. More efficient but less satanic ritual looking.
By boat
With 18 decks, capacity for 6,780 passengers and 2,100 members of the crew the Symphony of the Seas is now the biggest cruise ship in the world.
8880 people... It'd take
900900.900901 boats to kill humanity. (Cool looking number) most efficient. More than planes
By atomic bomb. Hiroshima 135 000. 59259.2592593 bombs. Much more than expected... Unless population gets more dense but mught be less too. Or we miss in the sea.
While only 1 meteor killed all the dinosaures. I think it bounced back into the atmosphere. As the moon.
So there we have it. To be super sure to die & nit be reincarnated as a human... We must pray for a meteor. Who want to join my moon cult? I'm open minded for the coolaid flavor.
Share dumb deaths jokes? I like the selfie in bad places & slipping in the toilet...
Hard core suicides? Like chainsaw to the throat (the movie clown was awesome. He made 2 roubd saws side by side and tried to fall backward with a chair. Failed though...) Cutting wrists with pkastic spoons... Very matrix like ... A movie did it in jail with dentures? Drowning in the bath from sheer will?
Most painful suicides? Fire. Poison. Drowning... Living married to a violent narc...
Say some crazy shit?
Please don't ban me if it's legally risky & delete my post? I just want to play... I'm in pain... should I post this to offtopic? I need a dark humor place.
Blowing ourselves up with bombs & fireworks on top of a building so it will look pretty while blood & organs fall. Fu society
Group suicide all dressed in religious cosplay (jesys buddha...) With a board saying "humanity is past saving we're going back home"
Hanging dressed like a giant pink bunny
My landlord refuses to help me fix the home making my tongue swell with a chemical paint varnish taste. I was concerned about shit & piss all over... But now I think I'd go eat to a buffet before hanging.
Hanging on a tree on halloween dressed as a clown. Mask, gloves, straw coming out of sleves & pants .. i wonder how long until im found. I bet if I do it as santa they will wait until summer to ask me to remove my decorations...
Taking poison then sex with the abusive ex, making him f a corpse, go to jail? Ha!
Jumping off a tourist place like the tower in paris? Max mood ruined. Romantic moment then bam! Corpse.
Mass suicide in front of an abortion clinic with notes around the neck saying "my life was hell, my mom never wanted me, i wish i died as a fetus too"
Jumping off a roof dressed as superman with a note "i knew i couldn't fly"
Learning to fly a plane then not dying alone (too mean but... Meh. They're jokes to vent. People did it not me)
Asking an uber driver to drive off a cliff. Maybe a hacked self driving car. (SOON!) Or literally taking the bus. Maybe even a school bus. They seem pure but they're bullies with no morals anyway. I wonder how many buses it'd take to put all humanity in? "Volvo has launched the world's largest bus – a behemoth of a transporter that can carry up to 300 passengers at one time. " human population... 8 billions divided by 300 seats...
26666666.6667 buses required to kill the whole human race by bus. That looks very satanic (666)
By plane... Biggest is 853 seats...
9378663.54045 planes to kill the human race. More efficient but less satanic ritual looking.
By boat
With 18 decks, capacity for 6,780 passengers and 2,100 members of the crew the Symphony of the Seas is now the biggest cruise ship in the world.
8880 people... It'd take
900900.900901 boats to kill humanity. (Cool looking number) most efficient. More than planes
By atomic bomb. Hiroshima 135 000. 59259.2592593 bombs. Much more than expected... Unless population gets more dense but mught be less too. Or we miss in the sea.
While only 1 meteor killed all the dinosaures. I think it bounced back into the atmosphere. As the moon.
So there we have it. To be super sure to die & nit be reincarnated as a human... We must pray for a meteor. Who want to join my moon cult? I'm open minded for the coolaid flavor.
Share dumb deaths jokes? I like the selfie in bad places & slipping in the toilet...
Hard core suicides? Like chainsaw to the throat (the movie clown was awesome. He made 2 roubd saws side by side and tried to fall backward with a chair. Failed though...) Cutting wrists with pkastic spoons... Very matrix like ... A movie did it in jail with dentures? Drowning in the bath from sheer will?
Most painful suicides? Fire. Poison. Drowning... Living married to a violent narc...
Say some crazy shit?
Please don't ban me if it's legally risky & delete my post? I just want to play... I'm in pain... should I post this to offtopic? I need a dark humor place.
share some ideas or my mind is a rare mess with talent that others can't immitate my crazy? Extra chaos right now.
