weargon
Experienced
- Apr 20, 2019
- 201
This sounds a bit stupid but I had a chuckle coming up with this one. So I'm a welder.
I could weld myself into a big coffin. And I don't mean like the "grandpa wants to sit comfortably as he rotts for months underground while funeral home owner goes on vacation to Bahamas with your money" kind of coffin. I mean like the 1/4"+ thick steel box. Then while I was thinking about it, I remember there's tons of welders with stupid "welding challenges" (great way to waste materials) on Youtube where they make a cube or some stupid useless thing and show how it floats because it has no leaks (wow so hard to run a bead without leaks). So I guess I'd have to get sealed bulkheads to connect the electrodes inside of a metal coffin and weld myself into it. Then the video on Youtube can start out like:
boom boom boom (muffled voice) Alright Youtubers I know you have been asking for this video, make sure to like and subscribe, but I have gone ahead and welded myself into a metal coffin. It appears to be cough cough air tight...
Without an angle grinder or anything near by, that would be a pretty scary way to go though lol.
Anyways, just a dumb joke. Feel free to ridicule as you wish.
I could weld myself into a big coffin. And I don't mean like the "grandpa wants to sit comfortably as he rotts for months underground while funeral home owner goes on vacation to Bahamas with your money" kind of coffin. I mean like the 1/4"+ thick steel box. Then while I was thinking about it, I remember there's tons of welders with stupid "welding challenges" (great way to waste materials) on Youtube where they make a cube or some stupid useless thing and show how it floats because it has no leaks (wow so hard to run a bead without leaks). So I guess I'd have to get sealed bulkheads to connect the electrodes inside of a metal coffin and weld myself into it. Then the video on Youtube can start out like:
boom boom boom (muffled voice) Alright Youtubers I know you have been asking for this video, make sure to like and subscribe, but I have gone ahead and welded myself into a metal coffin. It appears to be cough cough air tight...
Without an angle grinder or anything near by, that would be a pretty scary way to go though lol.
Anyways, just a dumb joke. Feel free to ridicule as you wish.
