funniest simpsons quotes

[sadbadpsychogirl]

ms hoover: "the children are right to laugh at you ralph. these scissors couldn't cut paper"

 

[Deleted member 1465]

"Beer, the cause and the solution to all life's problems."
"Mmmm...pointy..."
"Mmmm...erotic cakes..."

 

[Ghost2211]

Mr. Dewey Largo : Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
Lisa Simpson : No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Sherri : She was looking at Nelson!
Class : Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse : She does not!
Class : Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey : He does not!
Class : Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter : She does not!
Class : Uter likes Milhouse.
Mr. Dewey Largo : *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I can't believe I'm blanking out on this thread when I literally spent July watching the entirety of the series. Maybe doing that so quickly made it impossible to retain anything I guess.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Mr. Dewey Largo : Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
Lisa Simpson : No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Sherri : She was looking at Nelson!
Class : Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse : She does not!
Class : Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey : He does not!
Class : Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter : She does not!
Class : Uter likes Milhouse.
Mr. Dewey Largo : *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

Hahahaha brilliant *snigger* tromboner