Discussion "Fun" Methods?

[Blueberry Jelly]

Any interesting or semi-unique methods you've contemplated?

For me it's important I'm not found, least ways not for a long while. If not "not found" then I'd like my body destroyed. I want to disappear as much as possible from this world, basically. I've thought of a few solutions. These are more thought experiments and I'm sure they're all flawed in some way.

1.) Travel to Alaska, make my way to a norther remote town. Head north into the wild, bury myself in snow.

2.) Place stones in a circle around myself (To prevent spread of fire), wrap myself in a blanket covered with gasoline, one hand on a lighter, other hand on a gun. The hope being I kill myself and burn my body away as much as possible.

3.) Book a cruise. wait for middle of the night a day or two into the voyage and jump off in middle of the Atlantic.

Like I said, just fun thought experiments. Does anybody else come up with scenario's like this, and want to share?

 

[waterbottleman]

Go skydiving and jump without a parachute LOL

I heard someone survived from that though which is insane.

 

[UpandDownPrincess]

Forget the cruise if you want to stay anonymous. They'll know. They have cameras everywhere.

You'll also be detested as the selfish fool who requires the boat be stopped and possibly turned back or left to drift waiting for assistance. The standards for SOLAS (Safety of Life at Sea) dictate pretty specifically what must be done.

Plus, they know every person on board by your passport. Even if you could take the splash without being seen or caught, you'll cause all kinds of hell for the crew when you can't be found at the end of the voyage.

 

[Mr2005]

Sadly there's nothing fun about any of this

 

[PrettyMoose]

I've thought and even expressed to a friend that mixing methods would be a way to increase the success of suicide, and that I might travel to the Golden Gate bridge, take cyanide pills, tie a long rope around the railing with the noose around my neck, then shoot myself in the head with a gun, fall and have the rope decapitate me, then have my remains continue to fall to the water below. Since I've said this I've learned that they've been installing suicide nets around that bridge, but any high bridge would do really. I doubt I'd actually do this but it is a "fun" thing to think about. My friend was horrified and tried to give me platitudes about why I should live.

 

[faust]

Well, there are some methods which I was considering.
1) Rebuild a taser so that it would be lethal
2) Embracing power lines
3) First placing a charcoal in the room, then drinking N and when starting losing consciousness, falling into a knot
4) Administering ethanol rectally + drinking N
5) Eating fatal dose of salt NaCl+ huge amount of sleeping pills beforehand
6) Drinking Meto, then a bottle of vodka and a pack of flunitrazepam on top. Then tying yourself to the bottom of a bathtub and turning on the tap
7) Inhaling the gas from air conditioners
8) Heating a tank with propane - and flying to space
9) Jumping on LSD from a skyscraper using an umbrella instead of a parachute
10) Driving 160 mph straight to the wall of police station

 

[JSRF]

Any method is fun if you wear a clown costume.

 

[Blueberry Jelly]

Well, there are some methods which I was considering.
1) Rebuild a taser so that it would be lethal
2) Embracing power lines
3) First placing a charcoal in the room, then drinking N and when starting losing consciousness, falling into a knot
4) Administering ethanol rectally + drinking N
5) Eating fatal dose of salt NaCl+ huge amount of sleeping pills beforehand
6) Drinking Meto, then a bottle of vodka and a pack of flunitrazepam on top. Then tying yourself to the bottom of a bathtub and turning on the tap
7) Inhaling the gas from air conditioners
8) Heating a tank with propane - and flying to space
9) Jumping on LSD from a skyscraper using an umbrella instead of a parachute
10) Driving 160 mph straight to the wall of police station

1,2,8,9 and 10 would definitely make the news, you'd be a hero in my eyes.

Any method is fun if you wear a clown costume.

That sounds oddly appropriate for me.

I've thought and even expressed to a friend that mixing methods would be a way to increase the success of suicide, and that I might travel to the Golden Gate bridge, take cyanide pills, tie a long rope around the railing with the noose around my neck, then shoot myself in the head with a gun, fall and have the rope decapitate me, then have my remains continue to fall to the water below. Since I've said this I've learned that they've been installing suicide nets around that bridge, but any high bridge would do really. I doubt I'd actually do this but it is a "fun" thing to think about. My friend was horrified and tried to give me platitudes about why I should live.

Golden Gate has always been a way I've fantasized about doing it though obviously the body would be quite easy to find so it's a no from me. Didn't know they put suicide nets on it that's a bummer... Had it all planned out, bus ticket, the hotel I'd stay in the night before, even counted the posts I'd jump from.

Sadly there's nothing fun about any of this

I certainly understand where you're coming from... I think I just try to make dark stuff into a joke. It's my own personal "f*ck you" to society, for letting it get to me.

Forget the cruise if you want to stay anonymous. They'll know. They have cameras everywhere.

You'll also be detested as the selfish fool who requires the boat be stopped and possibly turned back or left to drift waiting for assistance. The standards for SOLAS (Safety of Life at Sea) dictate pretty specifically what must be done.

Plus, they know every person on board by your passport. Even if you could take the splash without being seen or caught, you'll cause all kinds of hell for the crew when you can't be found at the end of the voyage.

Yeah that one I knew could never work. Last thing i want to do is cause somebody an inconvenience. That's why i like the Alaska idea so much... just a stranger passing through town, disappears, body covered in snow much more likely to be found by wildlife before rescue, if rescue even looks.

I don't want to leave too big of a mess behind me.

 

[needaplan]

what about apricot kernels? Does anybody know about this?

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Any method is fun if you wear a clown costume.

Male news host: "Hello, and welcome to the 8pm news! Florida. A man was found dead, his body was buried in a bullet ant nest. He appears to have fallen into it after his evening gig as a birthday clown."
Female news host: "The man was impossible to identify as most of his face and body was already consumed by the ants, along with parts of the cheap clown costume. Local authorities report great sadness in the man's eventual demise and speculate on why the man took a detour through Uncle Joe's farm at midnight."
Male news host: "Strangely, there are no signs of struggle around the area suggest the man launched himself into the nest!"
Female news host: "Yeowch!" [nervous chuckle]

 

[Surgeon]

what about apricot kernels? Does anybody know about this?

You'd need ridiculous amounts I believe.
Amygdalin can be quite good for you at the right doses

 

[needaplan]

You'd need ridiculous amounts I believe.
Amygdalin can be quite good for you at the right doses

40 pieces might be deadly for a 60kg person, desperation is what brought me to this thought.

 

[Surgeon]

40 pieces might be deadly for a 60kg person, desperation is what brought me to this thought.

I'd think more but also I don't really know.
Cyanide is incredibly painful.
If you choose this method make sure you get the ratios right and have that in mind.
Best of luck

 

[needaplan]

I'd think more but also I don't really know.
Cyanide is incredibly painful.
If you choose this method make sure you get the ratios right and have that in mind.
Best of luck

Thank You! I am not sure what to do, fid you see that vid? It looks fast as well, but I dont know.
Best of luck for you, too.

 

[Ghost2211]

Self vivisection

 

[Moonstruck]

Any interesting or semi-unique methods you've contemplated?

For me it's important I'm not found, least ways not for a long while. If not "not found" then I'd like my body destroyed. I want to disappear as much as possible from this world, basically. I've thought of a few solutions. These are more thought experiments and I'm sure they're all flawed in some way.

1.) Travel to Alaska, make my way to a norther remote town. Head north into the wild, bury myself in snow.

2.) Place stones in a circle around myself (To prevent spread of fire), wrap myself in a blanket covered with gasoline, one hand on a lighter, other hand on a gun. The hope being I kill myself and burn my body away as much as possible.

3.) Book a cruise. wait for middle of the night a day or two into the voyage and jump off in middle of the Atlantic.

Like I said, just fun thought experiments. Does anybody else come up with scenario's like this, and want to share?

Why is this making me laugh so much? Lol. I've always thought I'd like to do it so that I go missing like Maura Murray and no one knows what really happened. Just kinda go down in history as an unsolved disappearance.

 

[Alucard]

Hypoxia : Euphoria.

 

[WhiteDespair]

Soviet Monopoly
Whenever you get a Monopoly you're shot in the head and the properties become property of the state.

Connect 4
Horsemen.

Guess Who?
All characters are real life serial killers. You go to visit the one you guess.

Simon Says
<stands over a smoldering ruin>
"I didn't say 'Simon says'!"

Perfection
Except it explodes when it pops.

Mousetrap
Rube Goldberg contraption of death.

 

[Mud.]

Someone seriously brought up piranhas once.

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

Building traps from Saw and see how many I can get out of before the right one gets me

 

[autumnal]

I've thought and even expressed to a friend that mixing methods would be a way to increase the success of suicide, and that I might travel to the Golden Gate bridge, take cyanide pills, tie a long rope around the railing with the noose around my neck, then shoot myself in the head with a gun, fall and have the rope decapitate me, then have my remains continue to fall to the water below. Since I've said this I've learned that they've been installing suicide nets around that bridge, but any high bridge would do really. I doubt I'd actually do this but it is a "fun" thing to think about. My friend was horrified and tried to give me platitudes about why I should live.

You sound like you've been inspired by this video (which is not real, just BTW).

 

[mesohappy]

I don't know how "fun" it sounds,but Ive liked the idea of going to Hawaii,spending a week sight seeing/exploring and diving into a live volcano at the end, for awhile.

I think about landing right in the center of the crater..Right into the magma.Dont even know how realistic that is,or if you can even get close enough.Never really researched it.

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

I don't know how "fun" it sounds,but Ive liked the idea of going to Hawaii,spending a week sight seeing/exploring and diving into a live volcano at the end, for awhile.

I think about landing right in the center of the crater..Right into the magma.Dont even know how realistic that is,or if you can even get close enough.Never really researched it.

Oddly i was researching this one just to see if people had done it and they had in Hawaii. Japan has a volcano that had like a person per day jump into it a few decades back.

 

[SimplyTopHat]

Mousetrap
Rube Goldberg contraption of death.

Few people mention Rube Goldberg I find, interesting take.

 

[Pryras]

you could surround yourself with puppies that are a bad influence as shown below

 

[Dreamless Sleep]

I wouldn't say fun, but...

I have considered Hawaii since I always dreamed of being scattered there, and the reality is that will never happen. I was thinking about driving a rental car off a really high cliff into the ocean.

I've also been pondering just a straight up drug overdose. Like, junkies do it all the time and get saved by narcan. How hard would it be for a first timer to OD on heroin I wonder?

 

[ctbUniquectb]

1) The Bunny Suicides should be ample inspiration
2) guess where to hide in this video