Story Finally got a girlfriend

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Went on a dating app and found someone that was ok with me being an autistic friendless suicidal NEET living with his parents, since she was in the same spot in life. Won't say I'm the clear just yet, since we've only met a couple of times. Also, my Peyronie's might fuck this whole thing up unless the treatments work (probably won't do surgery, no matter what). Now working on moving out of mom's basement in order to live with her. If this actually goes well I probably won't need to ctb for many decades.

 

[nil243]

Way to go! Wishing you the best

 

[Ethereal Knight]

wow! that's so great!

and to be honest I'd delay the CTB date for decades too, just like you said, if I had a girlfriend. a life with love is so much more bearable.

I'm in the same position as you (a friendless suicidal NEET who lives with his parents), except I'm maybe younger (28), I'm not autistic and I have PE instead of ED, which messes with my confidence (but is treatable, fortunately and thankfully).

being in similar situations, your story gaved me an extra boost of hope!

this should be on Recovery, not Off-Topic, as good and solid relationships are so important for health well-being!

I am not 100% whether this is an April's fool...

ops… didn't see today's date hehe

the chances of finding a girl like that are very minimal indeed, because they usually get married, so they end up being a "NEET" at their husband's house instead of at her parents'…

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Big if true. Congrats.

 

[Crazy4u]

Great news! Good luck on your recovery efforts

 

[Manaaja]

Grats! Take good care of yourself and her! And remember to relax. Too much stress and anxiety can ruin a relationship. Of course being too carefree might not be good either. And most of all, have fun and enjoy! I'm happy to hear all kinds of people are able to find a relationship.

I hope it goes well!

 

[grungeCat]

Congratulations, I wish you good luck.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

April fools, everyone!

being in similar situations, your story gaved me an extra boost of hope!

 

[grungeCat]

April fools, everyone!

Fricking knew it

 

[Lost Magic]

Best wishes to you Genes. That's fantastic news. By the way have you tried this gel for your Peyronie's?

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Edit: you fucking joker you lol

 

[silent staring void]

I've never even talked to you and still you had me on the edge of my seat hoping that it's real!! God Damn It!!!!

 

[Ethereal Knight]

sad joke. if there's no hope for you, then there's no hope for me, 'cause we're in the same boat.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

April fools, everyone!

 

[whatevs]

I can't even believe if your dick is bent or no now.

 

[Manaaja]

April fools, everyone!

So you got a boyfriend instead of girlfriend? ;P

Nah, I knew it was a joke, though a big part of me wished it wasn't.

If you want to feel better, btw, the Naruto Spin-Off: Rock Lee & His Ninja Pals anime shorts are great!

 

[Dysgenic Pup]

Holy cow, this was the most convincing April Fools I've seen all day.

 

[Ethereal Knight]

 

[Feeding Pigeons]

April fools, everyone!

God damn it, I'm such a dolt for not seeing this coming, especially from a smartass like you.

 

[Symbiote]

 

[Sakura94]

Such is life

 

[fox_wannabe]

April fools, everyone!

Damn

 

[jakaranda3]

@GenesAndEnvironment executed brilliantly.

 

[summers]

@GenesAndEnvironment when I read that you were moving from your basement immediately with someone, I was actually scared. Like that's generally not a good move.

Otoh, I do wish you found someone that you wanted to be with. It'll happen for you, don't give up!

 

[Ethereal Knight]

this thread will be remembered.

years later, after I fail miserably at finding a SO, I'll come back here and say "yea... damn... I unwillingly followed your steps. your example was a warning for me, but I decided to ignore it and kept living, lacing my shoes and putting food in my mouth... for nothing."

I'm sorry for the honesty but love can really give meaning to a life. oh, wait... can it?

 

[summers]

I'm sorry for the honesty but love can really give meaning to a life. oh, wait... can it?

Maybe, for a while at least. But if you're suicidal, you're going to be again at some point. You can love someone, or be in love with someone and still want to kill yourself. Just like someone can love you and kill themselves.

Love is like winning the lottery. At first, the money and new lifestyle is great. But the shine wears off after a while, and you realize nothing is really different.

 

[waitingforrest]

Ah, fuck I fell for it again.

 

[MatthewV3]

Goddamnit, I actually believed it.

 

[Freedomindeath4me]

Easy for me to call it after the fact but I was getting the sense it was bullshit. Average men are getting slaughtered on dating sites. No way that shit would fly.

 

[GentleJerk]

Man. I clicked on this with so much urgency and excitement. Had all the love-reacts, congrats locked n loaded ready to go and everything.

Legit feels like I've been stood up rn.