Discussion Fellow bearded Chewbacca’s... where ya at?

[SuiSqueeze92]

Lemme see em! If you have scraggly pubes though... keep that to yourself. Still pissed I grew it for a year and cut it lol now I'm going on like 2ish months or so.

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

What do you feed that thing?

Mainly caffeine, nicotine and hatred :)
I try to open up some new "channels" on here, idk don't see any beard threads, I've seen a few tattoo ones and shit... just don't think I'm trying to be "sweet" lol

 

[SpareWheel]

I've never had the patience to grow a proper beard. I've made attempts but around the 2/3 week mark the itching gets too much for me, and off it comes. I couldn't even manage a month once for a charity Movember thing, I gave in after 3 weeks and hid from everyone using pics of me at 3 weeks for evidence I'd done it

I'm never clean shaven though, I prefer some stubble. Kudos to all those that manage to cultivate a full Viking look.

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

I've never had the patience to grow a proper beard. I've made attempts but around the 2/3 week mark the itching gets too much for me, and off it comes. I couldn't even manage a month once for a charity Movember thing, I gave in after 3 weeks and hid from everyone using pics of me at 3 weeks for evidence I'd done it

I'm never clean shaven though, I prefer some stubble. Kudos to all those that manage to cultivate a full Viking look.

It's all about maintenance man. I haven't been on top of it lately /: BUT the itching you refer to for example can be somewhat relieved with just beard oil for the most part. Once you make it to about a month, it's just all about growth and you won't even notice it much... until you eat a mouthful of mustache lol. Then wax becomes another helpful tool.

 

[SpareWheel]

It's all about maintenance man. I haven't been on top of it lately /: BUT the itching you refer to for example can be somewhat relieved with just beard oil for the most part. Once you make it to about a month, it's just all about growth and you won't even notice it much... until you eat a mouthful of mustache lol. Then wax becomes another helpful tool.

I tried beard oil, and conditioning it etc. My facial hair is like wire though and it tends to ingrow/curl when it gets to a certain length. It's a shame cos I do suit a beard, women tend to like it too.

Nature is taking care of removing the hair on my head though, so once that's gone I'll brave the bearding, pop some protein and go full on Kratos :D

 

[K-O]

ive always had this cheeky desire when walking down the street to just bump into y'all bearded fellas and light them right up!..
alas never really followed through with that..
ps- lips for dayyyys! yummy bear x

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

ive always had this cheeky desire when walking down the street to just bump into y'all bearded fellas and light them right up!..
alas never really followed through with that..
ps- lips for dayyyys! yummy bear x

Lol that would suck, almost like an acid attack but on face pubes :p

Hahaha why thank you, I've always heard I have black people lips or DSL's lmao. Hopefully that doesn't come off as racist.

 

[K-O]

Lol that would suck, almost like an acid attack but on face pubes :p

Hahaha why thank you, I've always heard I have black people lips or DSL's lmao. Hopefully that doesn't come off as racist.

you'r a fookin red head mate! u can be as racist as you wish x

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

you'r a fookin red head mate! u can be as racist as you wish x

Lol and where are you from? Feel like that wouldn't work here in the US.

 

[K-O]

Lol and where are you from? Feel like that wouldn't work here in the US.

IM FROM ISRAHELL ! ! !
we get tax discount for being "racist"

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

IM FROM ISRAHELL ! ! !
we get tax discount for being "racist"

Lol I take it you would move if you could?... that discount though! Haha.

 

[K-O]

Lol I take it you would move if you could?... that discount though! Haha.

nah mate im British Israeli.. i used to move around a lot before i became housebound..
but tbh y tf move? its so boring living in a peaceful place.. feel me? never a dull moment over here :) as specialty if your a masochist.

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

nah mate im British Israeli.. i used to move around a lot before i became housebound..
but tbh y tf move? its so boring living in a peaceful place.. feel me? never a dull moment over here :) as specialty if your a masochist.

Oh I know exactly what you mean, I live in a county that has a lot of crimes, one of the highest rates in the southeast.

 

[K-O]

Oh I know exactly what you mean, I live in a county that has a lot of crimes, one of the highest rates in the southeast.

yep, killemall and rip..
back on topic- imagine how many orthodox beards i could burn here! :) ive just gone from random street hipster to next level shit!
its a fuckin buffet! and im hungry !

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

yep, killemall and rip..
back on topic- imagine how many orthodox beards i could burn here! :) ive just gone from random street hipster to next level shit!
its a fuckin buffet! and im hungry !

I say live your best life and do what the fuck you want to do! Even if that is burning some beards lol. Go get em tiger!

Now I'm hungry because I'm thinking about a buffet... thanks.

 

[K-O]

I say live your best life and do what the fuck you want to do! Even if that is burning some beards lol. Go get em tiger!

Now I'm hungry because I'm thinking about a buffet... thanks.

tbh the state im in i could just burn my own fucking beard..
so.. should we just take this into the truck thread? wanker

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

tbh the state im in i could just burn my own fucking beard..
so.. should we just take this into the truck thread? wanker

I'm a little lost on this one? Don't really know what you're saying.

 

[K-O]

I'm a little lost on this one? Don't really know what you're saying.

im saying-
1- i have a beard!
2- you have lips!
3- there's a private thread i found we could go to

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

im saying-
1- i have a beard!
2- you have lips!
3- there's a private thread i found we could go to

Hahaha well that escalated quickly!

 

[K-O]

Hahaha well that escalated quickly!

sorry mate im a bit off it x
but still though .. nomnom lips x laterz x

 

[enjolras]

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[SuiSqueeze92]

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Lmao, what the fuck? In a good way :p I love the randomness tbh

 

[enjolras]

(ISIS) Gimli vs Happy Buddha
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[K-O]

Sodom and Gomorrah, today and tommora
In my aura, shines like menorrah
My Labia Majora, (that's in the whora)
Soft as angora, you can't ignore-ah it....
Knockin' you out like Rocky Balboa
Drown you in a flood deeper than Noah

 

[enjolras]

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Oh, hairy poetress,
Mistress of the randomness.
Fallen from the nest, your juicy flow drops like bombas
The shock makes my beard curl with hysteria.
Paper, scissors, I would try to rock you like a punker,
But you'd roll like a ballerina.
(By now, you can tell, I'm not from the Americas)

 

[K-O]

GAAG!!!! lm inlove! and that t shirt

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Oh, hairy poetress,
Mistress of the randomness.
Fallen from the nest, your juicy flow drops like bombas
The shock makes my beard curl with hysteria.
Paper, scissors, I would try to rock you like a punker,
But you'd roll like a ballerina.
(By now, you can tell, I'm not from the Americas)

 

[enjolras]

Peaches love = inspiration. Fuck the pain away ;)


@disabledandhopeless Shiba schwim in da pool, floating towards motherfucka dreams

 

[K-O]

fuck the pain away/ dont mind if i fuckindeedy do!! feelin romantico

Peaches love = inspiration. Fuck the pain away ;)
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@disabledandhopeless Shiba schwim in da pool, floating towards motherfucka dreams

 

[enjolras]

I knew it ! You lovely little fluff



Where did you steal the costume ! ...And a Kiss tshirt ?! (no, but metal font...)



Above all, where is the mustache ????? South, east or north of the glasses ?



(You nailed the location with yer ballad)

 

[SuiSqueeze92]

Very good mustache wax for those that have a long enough stache.. and no I'm not gonna post my stache in action, unless it's requested lol.