Venting Fart Exit-Bag

[Its911]

Everyday were coming up with ways to improve or make it easier to CTB... Cant get a hold of Gas Canisters??? Well boy do i have the solution for that!!!

I think the insomnia is getting to me today, but i its a Fart-Exit-Bag...

Even tho it would be EXTREMELY unpleasant theoretically it should work, the methane build up would put you to sleep and kill you....


Thoughts...

 

[DepressionsAHo]

Everyday were coming up with ways to improve or make it easier to CTB... Cant get a hold of Gas Canisters??? Well boy do i have the solution for that!!!

I think the insomnia is getting to me today, but i its a Fart-Exit-Bag...

Even tho it would be EXTREMELY unpleasant theoretically it should work, the methane build up would put you to sleep and kill you....


Thoughts...

Is this serious or are you bull shitting?

 

[English_Rose]

Everyday were coming up with ways to improve or make it easier to CTB... Cant get a hold of Gas Canisters??? Well boy do i have the solution for that!!!

I think the insomnia is getting to me today, but i its a Fart-Exit-Bag...

Even tho it would be EXTREMELY unpleasant theoretically it should work, the methane build up would put you to sleep and kill you....


Thoughts...

I think this probably would be a big fail, assuming You'd have to produce a large amount of "gas" to which would expel before the next load of gas came! deeming it a total failure. And whoever is gonna want to die of farts in a bag...Yuk lol

 

[Its911]

Is this serious or are you bull shitting?

Hahahaha noo thats why i put it under venting


Why would you be a willing participant?

 

[Its911]

I think this probably would be a big fail, assuming You'd have to produce a large amount of "gas" to which would expel before the next load of gas came! deeming it a total failure. And whoever is gonna want to die by farts..Yuk

Just go eat at Taco-bell and watch the flatulence escape naturaly...

 

[English_Rose]

Just go eat at Taco-bell and watch the flatulence escape naturaly...

I'm from England, so we don't have Taco-Bell, but I shall take you're word for it..

 

[Meretlein]

Imagine the last thing you smell on this earth is the smell of farts.

 

[DepressionsAHo]

Hahahaha noo thats why i put it under venting


Why would you be a willing participant?

Naw homie
Naw

 

[Its911]

Imagine the last thing you smell on this earth is the smell of farts.

It would be hilarious to see this set up tho, the gas line pluged up the butt, omg lol

 

[Kikoo Loool]

Why not? I am fetishist of female farts.

 

[Its911]

Why not? I am fetishist of female farts.

Are you willing to post that in the Partner's Forum?

Would you Post:

Seeking female partner to Fart through a tube into my one of a kind Fart Exit-Bag.

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Lmao! That would be a pretty disgusting way to go..even more , i feel bad for the person who finds that. The smell would horrify more than the dead body

 

[Kikoo Loool]

Are you willing to post that in the Partner's Forum?

Would you Post:

Seeking female partner to Fart through a tube into my one of a kind Fart Exit-Bag.

If only I had one chance to find such a partner!

 

[Meretlein]

It would be hilarious to see this set up tho, the gas line pluged up the butt, omg lol

Imagine the coroner's report.

 

[Its911]

Lmao! That would be a pretty disgusting way to go..even more , i feel bad for the person who finds that. The smell would horrify more than the dead body

Yea but @Kikoo Loool face would have a giant grin from side to side... They would know he didnt just go peacefully he whent in a cloud of ....euphoria?

 

[Its911]

Imagine the coroner's report.

Suicide by Fart

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Yea but @Kikoo Loool face would have a giant grin from side to side... They would know he didnt just go peacefully he whent in a cloud of ....euphoria?

well! That's even more interesting of a sight.

wouldn't it be @Kikoo Loool

 

[Kikoo Loool]

Alas, this is just fantasy...

 

[Its911]

If only I had one chance to find such a partner!

Dont worry @Kikoo Loool im going to make it my mission to find you that partner!!!

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Dont worry @Kikoo Loool im going to make it my mission to find you that partner!!!

Oh boy..

 

[Kikoo Loool]

Oh boy..

Won't you do this for me, @Cookiedough8956 ?

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Won't you do this for me, @Cookiedough8956 ?

Nahhh
Your outta luck in this one

 

[Its911]

Won't you do this for me, @Cookiedough8956 ?

Ohhhhh shit i like where this is going!!!

 

[Its911]

Nahhh
Your outta luck in this one

Come onnnn @Cookiedough8956 dont do the man like that... Hes in pain, hes suffering what kind of human being would let another continue to suffer when you have the solution!!!

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Ohhhhh shit i like where this is going!!!

This will not be going anywhere!! .

 

[Cookiedough8956]

Come onnnn @Cookiedough8956 dont do the man like that... Hes in pain, hes suffering what kind of human being would let another continue to suffer when you have the solution!!!

They are precious, so precious that no one gets them xD
Ill put a fart bomb in ur bag and a note saying: a gift from @Cookiedough8956
See? Solution lol

 

[Its911]

This will not be going anywhere!! .

I would pay top dollar to see this go down.

Ill put up 5,000 USD through the western union for the @Kikoo Loool "relief" fund. No pun intended there...

 

[English_Rose]

In England we have a spray that you use before taking a dump! It's called VIP-POO and it's supposed to make your shit smell like roses, so the bathroom doesn't smell for the next visitor.. So you could just spray the exit bag with VIP POO, problem solved with the stench LMAO

 

[Cookiedough8956]

In England we have a spray that you use before taking a dump! It's called VIP-POO and it's supposed to make your shit smell like roses, so the bathroom doesn't smell for the next visitor.. So you could just spray the exit bag with VIP POO, problem solved with the stench

Oh!! We have another thing called
"Poopurrii" or something like that xD

 

[Its911]

In England we have a spray that you use before taking a dump! It's called VIP-POO and it's supposed to make your shit smell like roses, so the bathroom doesn't smell for the next visitor.. So you could just spray the exit bag with VIP POO, problem solved with the stench

Thank you for that verrry valuable contribution!!! This is starting to sound like a plan baby!!!