Some time ago I raved in the chatbox and discord channel, singing songs of praise about tea with milk and butter, it's deliciousness and the weird side effect of ghostly head patting.
I've attempted this again, and it's happening AGAIN.
And so, I've developed a hypothesis. Now I want to try this on other people and see if I get similar results to what I experienced on myself.
Hypothesis: tea with four tea spoons of sugar, butter, and milk could work as a semi decent, short-to-medium range "antidepressant".
Method: Materials needed: butter, milk, sugar, Earl Gray tea. Good ol' Lipton black tea works, I'm just a fan of Earl Gray more. Possibly an addict.
Cut a 2x2x4 centimeter chunk of butter, drop sugar and tea in a mug, boil water. Once water is boiled, drop the butter into the mug, and pour water on it while stirring slowly. Leave about 1.5-2cm from desired amount, and fill the rest with milk. Just a splash.
Results on myself: elevated mood, feeling like I just ate a decent meal, my eyeballs felt oily, and for whatever reason, I felt like someone or something is gently patting my head. Ghostly head pats. Other than oily eyeballs it was an overall pleasant experience. I made sure to let that out of my system by waiting four days to try again. Four days was not enough (or I was not hungry enough) as this time the ghostly head pats were weaker.
All in all - 9.9/10 experience.
Despite the fact tea with butter sounds like a war crime, please try it and report with results.
I've attempted this again, and it's happening AGAIN.
And so, I've developed a hypothesis. Now I want to try this on other people and see if I get similar results to what I experienced on myself.
Hypothesis: tea with four tea spoons of sugar, butter, and milk could work as a semi decent, short-to-medium range "antidepressant".
Method: Materials needed: butter, milk, sugar, Earl Gray tea. Good ol' Lipton black tea works, I'm just a fan of Earl Gray more. Possibly an addict.
Cut a 2x2x4 centimeter chunk of butter, drop sugar and tea in a mug, boil water. Once water is boiled, drop the butter into the mug, and pour water on it while stirring slowly. Leave about 1.5-2cm from desired amount, and fill the rest with milk. Just a splash.
Results on myself: elevated mood, feeling like I just ate a decent meal, my eyeballs felt oily, and for whatever reason, I felt like someone or something is gently patting my head. Ghostly head pats. Other than oily eyeballs it was an overall pleasant experience. I made sure to let that out of my system by waiting four days to try again. Four days was not enough (or I was not hungry enough) as this time the ghostly head pats were weaker.
All in all - 9.9/10 experience.
Despite the fact tea with butter sounds like a war crime, please try it and report with results.
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I will not forgive you if I end up puking :D
