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Say someone lives next to a volcano, would the person CTB really fast if they run into it and as soon as they jump they grab their gun and shoot themselves in the head, would that guarantee definite death?
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They could also take potassium cyanide beforehand, just in case they survive the volcano and shooting in the head.
I was in sarcastic mood, sorry.Maybe i am just low iq but after reading what you wrote I can't see how they would survive... Maybe i am wrong in assuming there is just lava and rocks inside the volcano? Wouldn't the heat alone guarantee body destruction and death not to mention the bullet that would be triggered to the head? :/ :/ :/
I was in sarcastic mood, sorry.
But it is possible that they will land on rocks and survive. Volcano crater is rarely fully covered in lava. And I believe shooting yourself while jumping is tricky.
So to sum it up, maybe taking cyanide is not a bad idea after all...
With that volcano one also has to take the fumes and heat into account - it's probably better to drop into it from a helicopter than to try to get close to it on foot.
I'm really hoping this thread is meant as humour.
Say someone lives next to a volcano, would the person CTB really fast if they run into it and as soon as they jump they grab their gun and shoot themselves in the head, would that guarantee definite death?
Nah I was actually really serious on this method, yeah i know i am not the brightest.
Say someone lives next to a volcano, would the person CTB really fast if they run into it and as soon as they jump they grab their gun and shoot themselves in the head, would that guarantee definite death?
But make sure that when you go limp, you actually fall over the edge. You could survive the shooting and fall backwards on your ass, that would suck.I would imagine that jumping into an active volcano would be very difficult due to heat and fumes as you approached the rim. If you did manage to do it, I would imagine the shooting to be redundant.
But your idea did seem mocking if I'm honest. You say you're serious, I believe you. I don't think you're dumb, you're just looking for a sure-fire method.
You could stand on a stool, put your head in a noose then shoot yourself. Equally effective and a lot easier than travelling to a volcano. Or stand at the edge of a tall cliff then shoot yourself.
But make sure that when you go limp, you actually fall over the edge. You could survive the shooting and fall backwards on your ass, that would suck.
Almost perfect but you forgot the N. This way, even if he can't get himself to pull the trigger, he will let go of the contact switch.To be 100% sure they could set demolition charges around a section of the cliff edge, with a spring-loaded contact switch held in the non-shooting hand.
Then shoot themselves in the head, so the other hand releases its grip and sets off the charge.
That way if the gunshot doesn't kill them, they will 100% fall off the cliff as the ground beneath their feet will fall.
For extra certainty they could tie a rope to a tree, set back from the edge, and put the rope round their neck.
Might be a very slight overkill but guaranteed to succeed.
Sorry if this offends anybody. A bit of dark humour helps me cope..
Say someone lives next to a volcano, would the person CTB really fast if they run into it and as soon as they jump they grab their gun and shoot themselves in the head, would that guarantee definite death?