Do you have a favorite funny or noteworthy story about someone CTB, or not quite?

[not_a_robot]

Here is mine, I fucking LOVE this story. I wonder how he feels now, but I don't want to pry. Link should work.

Miracle! Man plunges from W. Side building, crashes atop of Dodge Charger and lives to tell tale

A young man plunged 39 stories Tuesday from a West Side high-rise, crashed through the windshield of a sports car – and lived to tell about it. “My leg! My leg!” Thomas Magill, 22…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[not_a_robot]

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aww crap, it's loading fine in my Chrome, failed again to repost. I wanted this link because it has the best quotes.

Anyhoo. If you google "man jumps from 39 story building lands on dodge" it should come up in the first few links.

 

[Soul]

It's just not available in our region, alas. Can you copy & paste it?

 

[Johnnythefox]

aww crap, it was loading in my Chrome but probably from cache or something.
Here it is.

Miracle! Man plunges from W. Side building, crashes atop of Dodge Charger and lives to tell tale

A young man plunged 39 stories Tuesday from a West Side high-rise, crashed through the windshield of a sports car – and lived to tell about it. “My leg! My leg!” Thomas Magill, 22…

www.nydailynews.com

It's Geo-blocked

 

[not_a_robot]

lol here's a followup to it, also pretty good.

Miracle Car's Owner Wants Answers from Suicidal Man Who Destroyed Her Ride

The owner of the car that cushioned Thomas Magill's 39-story fall from an Upper West Side apartment building is pissed off that her vehicle is totalled, and wants to know if Magill now feels stupid for trying to commit suicide.

gawker.com

It's just not available in our region, alas. Can you copy & paste it?

It has giant ads throughout the text, I tried.

 

[BipolarExpat]

39 story / 400 foot drop and a car keeps him alive....

Sheeesh

 

[LMFAO FOCKERS]

Interesting that the guy's listed hobbies on FB were "being mean" and "making fun of people". Sounds like he was really empty inside. I'd love to know if there's gonna be irony in this story; not that I would wish that on anyone. Would be interesting to know if he now lives with a disability and has been subjected to the taunts he once inflicted on others.