Method Cyanide

[Alex]

As many of you know, Almonds contain cyanide. The thing is, domesticated almonds, or sweet almonds, don't contain very much at all. However, wild bitter almonds contain surprisingly a lot. It can take as low as 8 almonds to kill you, 8! But it can take up to 32, with lethality averaging about 15. These almonds are way more expensive than normal almonds, and slightly more difficult to obtain as they are not sold in most grocery stores, but they are way cheaper and easier to get than other poisons. You can get a 450 g bag on amazon for like $30. And the best part is, it's completely legal. If you fail or bail last second, you won't be out too much money. Still, Cyanide poisoning is painful, but it's quick, and I don't have access to a better method atm. Even so, I'm not planning on killing myself until I fulfill some "specific religious requirements," which will take about 2-5 years before that will be taken care of, but after that it's goodbye cruel world, hello sweet sweet rest and eternal paradise.

 

[millefeui]

So, do you plan to eat the almonds or extract the cyanide from them? How does it work?

 

[Retched]

As many of you know, Almonds contain cyanide. The thing is, domesticated almonds, or sweet almonds, don't contain very much at all. However, wild bitter almonds contain surprisingly a lot. It can take as low as 8 almonds to kill you, 8! But it can take up to 32, with lethality averaging about 15. These almonds are way more expensive than normal almonds, and slightly more difficult to obtain as they are not sold in most grocery stores, but they are way cheaper and easier to get than other poisons. You can get a 450 g bag on amazon for like $30. And the best part is, it's completely legal. If you fail or bail last second, you won't be out too much money. Still, Cyanide poisoning is painful, but it's quick, and I don't have access to a better method atm. Even so, I'm not planning on killing myself until I fulfill some "specific religious requirements," which will take about 2-5 years before that will be taken care of, but after that it's goodbye cruel world, heIllo sweet sweet rest and eternal paradise.

I've read that it take up to like 2 pounds to get a reaction...It would be awesome if 8 would work.

 

[GeorgeEastman]

Damn, I just wrote a story today about eating a can of cake frosting with cyanide poured in it. The ultimate dessert.

 

[Retched]

Damn, I just wrote a story today about eating a can of cake frosting with cyanide poured in it. The ultimate dessert.

I'll take a piece. Gladly.

 

[Schopenhauer]

Damn, I just wrote a story today about eating a can of cake frosting with cyanide poured in it. The ultimate dessert.

@deathbycakes would be your #1 customer.

 

[Alex]

So, do you plan to eat the almonds or extract the cyanide from them? How does it work?

Just eat the almonds, but it's a specific variety of almond that's high in cyanide.

 

[Alex]

I've read that it take up to like 2 pounds to get a reaction...It would be awesome if 8 would work.

They are larger thanthe kind you find at the store. Most likely how many almonds depends on the size of the almond, how much cyanide is concentrated in the almond, and how much you weigh. You would need like 2 pounds of regular almonds to die, but eat like 20 wild almonds af you'll be dead in minutes.

 

[deathbycakes]

Damn, I just wrote a story today about eating a can of cake frosting with cyanide poured in it. The ultimate dessert.

@deathbycakes would be your #1 customer.

yes please