"Cool cuz" — poem — in memory of SS trolls

[Quarky00]

I want coronavirus
For me, for others.
Cool cuz.


I want proof people died
Not a partner that cried
Cool cuz.


I want SN enema
(without anal eczema)
Cool cuz.


I want to drink bleach in the dewy meadow
Does it hurt or is it mellow?
Cool cuz.


I want a cult to follows Stan
Here in the SS clan
Cool cuz.


Cool cuz,
cool cuz,
cool cuz..


SN cool cuz.


(low voice jazzy atmosphere)

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Super edgy, I dig it!

 

[Shakespear's Brother]

haha this is great, thanks

 

[nitrogen]

LMAO! This poem is epic. @Quarky00 mojo overflow.

I want to swallow apple seeds
Do they pass from my asshole or do I pass from the cyanide
Cool coz.

 

[Epsilon0]

And just like that, SS got its first poet laureate.

 

[porfin1234]

 

[Quarky00]

I want to swallow apple seeds
Do they pass from my asshole or do I pass from the cyanide
Cool coz.

 

[Jean4]

Perfect!!

 

[Soul]

I want to hang, but on my knees.
I'm partial to propriety -
Cool cuz.

Can I microwave my head?
Can I mayonnaise to death?
Zuc looc. Zuc looc x

 

[Quarky00]

Zuc looc

!!

 

[TAW122]

Nice poem and rap, it looks like it could be sung.

 

[BlueWidow]

Two snaps!

 

[Epsilon0]

I want to hang, but on my knees.
I'm partial to propriety -
Cool cuz.

Can I microwave my head?
Can I mayonnaise to death?
Zuc looc. Zuc looc x

Mayonnaise to death? I am trying to visualize this and I'm struggling.

Is it because mayonnaise splits easily, and when you are on your third attempt, all out of eggs, oil all over the floor.... you just give up and throw yourself out the window?

 

[Soul]

Mayonnaise to death? I am trying to visualize this and I'm struggling.

Is it because mayonnaise splits easily, and when you are on your third attempt, all out of eggs, oil all over the floor.... you just give up and throw yourself out the window?

That could work, sure! I had something more ... shall we say *submereged* in mind, but yours will do too

 

[nitrogen]

@Quarky00 @Soul



I want partial hanging
Do I look for the carotid arteries with my left hand or right hand
Cool coz

I want a plastic trash bag over my head
Coz what fills this skull ain't brain but trash
Cool coz

I want a grenade
Coz my brainstem can be blasted without knowing where my head is
Cool coz

I want to test run SN with table salt
I don't recognize my mama with my cerebral edema
Cool coz

Which bag of potatoes do I come from, you ask?
Idek coz I'm dumber than a rock
Zuc looc. Zuc looc x

 

[K-O]

 

[pete_x]

Gwendolyn Brookes vibe. Nice.