Method CIA Method?

[Kat!]

>become most wanted terrorist
>isolate yourself in a big house with a harem of 20 wives
>cia deploys devgru units and they shoot you in the head twice while you sleep
>profit..???

 

[Moon Flower]

Good in theory but then all the weird shit they find on your hard drive is gonna be common knowledge, just look at Bin Laden's hentai collection

 

[Kat!]

Good in theory but then all the weird shit they find on your hard drive is gonna be common knowledge, just look at Bin Laden's hentai collection

Lol they're going to find gigabytes of nekos. No valuable info here.

 

[Manford]

Ctb via cop would be much easier. Simply call them and say gun shots were heard at location x. Go there and approach the cops while saying crazy things with your hand in the waist of your pants. Keep going when they order you to stop. Bang bang ! They might try to taze you first and the number of bullets they fill you with might be based on how threatening you appear but better than CIA.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Ctb via cop would be much easier. Simply call them and say gun shots were heard at location x. Go there and approach the cops while saying crazy things with your hand in the waist of your pants. Keep going when they order you to stop. Bang bang ! They might try to taze you first and the number of bullets they fill you with might be based on how threatening you appear but better than CIA.

I'm not a fan of suicide by cop method. I think its risky with recent police drama in US, they may be too cucked to finish you off for fear of meeting Benjamin crump

 

[Manford]

I'm not a fan of suicide by cop method. I think its risky with recent police drama in US, they may be too cucked to finish you off for fear of meeting Benjamin crump

I wouldn't actually recommend that method to anybody. I was half jokingly pointing out it would be more practical than the CIA method. There are still plenty of cops willing to use lethal force whether they should or shouldn't.

 

[Kat!]

Ctb via cop would be much easier. Simply call them and say gun shots were heard at location x. Go there and approach the cops while saying crazy things with your hand in the waist of your pants. Keep going when they order you to stop. Bang bang ! They might try to taze you first and the number of bullets they fill you with might be based on how threatening you appear but better than CIA.

DEVGRU shoots to kill, cops shoot to maime :(

 

[Manford]

DEVGRU shoots to kill, cops shoot to maime :(

If they think you have a gun and you are approaching them they will not hesitate to use lethal force.

 

[Kat!]

If they think you have a gun and you are approaching them they will not hesitate to use lethal force.

Well yeah but I mean special forces aim for "kill shots" most of the time, when dealing with assigned targets.
They also do a thing called "dead checking" where they tap a body with their gun or foot and if they respond they shoot em again lol.

 

[Manford]

Well yeah but I mean special forces aim for "kill shots" most of the time, when dealing with assigned targets.
They also do a thing called "dead checking" where they tap a body with their gun or foot and if they respond they shoot em again lol.

Well, yea cuz they are essentially assassins for uncle Sam but I'm talking about a realistic ctb method here. Of course a navy seal is a more effective killer.

 

[issyishere]

Lol! I see some unironic methods that are genuinely just as crazy. The other day I saw a member recommending seppuku. Man some people are desperate. It'd be funny if it wasn't sad.

 

[Kat!]

Lol! I see some unironic methods that are genuinely just as crazy. The other day I saw a member recommending seppuku. Man some people are desperate. It'd be funny if it wasn't sad.

Yeah that's not even on my list, I can't find myself wanting to endure that much pain.