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j.rez729

Banned
Nov 8, 2024
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Anyone have ideas for carcinogenmaxxing? I'm going to start drinking again soon, and take up smoking cigs. Anyone know of foods that are particularly carcinogenic? A good way to ingest microplastics? No, this is not a joke. I'm actually serious. I don't have the balls to ctb.

Edit: forgot to mention I live in the US so I'm already at an advantage.
 
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wiggy

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I hate to judge, but this is a really fucking stupid idea. Death by cancer is a lot worse than even the most botched executions of the recommended methods. You might as well commit suicide by flaying.
 
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j.rez729

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Nov 8, 2024
93
I hate to judge, but this is a really fucking stupid idea. Death by cancer is a lot worse than even the most botched executions of the recommended methods. You might as well commit suicide by flaying.
Palliative care to hospice baby. No worries or concerns here. I have good pain tolerance, just no balls to make the jump into the unknown.
 
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whytrymyguy

Junkie Trash
Apr 10, 2024
27
Anyone have ideas for carcinogenmaxxing? I'm going to start drinking again soon, and take up smoking cigs. Anyone know of foods that are particularly carcinogenic? A good way to ingest microplastics? No, this is not a joke. I'm actually serious. I don't have the balls to ctb.
I'm drinking mouthwash and smoking a cigarette right now šŸ˜€

I love carcinogens, yummy
 
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TheHolySword

empty heart
Nov 22, 2024
674
Pretty much everything you eat has microplastics. The thing here is that this isn't even a guaranteed way to really CTB. People have avoided getting cancer even though they did exactly what you're proposing. You could live until you're 100 if you're unlucky enough. And you could get cancer but that might not even kill you. It's just going to extend your suffering even more. And depending on the severity, what you think your pain tolerance is won't matter, because it's gonna be worse.
 
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cait_sith

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Apr 8, 2024
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I hate to judge, but this is a really fucking stupid idea. Death by cancer is a lot worse than even the most botched executions of the recommended methods. You might as well commit suicide by flaying.
I can't speak for op but for me I like the fantasy of getting cancer in the hope of it easing my si as I would die soon anyway and it resulting with people around me coping easier with my ctb as I had cancer anyway, and they would be less likely to blame themselves when I write in my note i kms bc of muh cancer. It would be kind of freeing that truly nothing matters now as my time with this body would be super finite and if I would fail ctb I would still have my cancer to take care of me in some ways.
 
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j.rez729

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Pretty much everything you eat has microplastics. The thing here is that this isn't even a guaranteed way to really CTB. People have avoided getting cancer even though they did exactly what you're proposing. You could live until you're 100 if you're unlucky enough. And you could get cancer but that might not even kill you. It's just going to extend your suffering even more. And depending on the severity, what you think your pain tolerance is won't matter, because it's gonna be worse.
I'm pretty much willing to risk the pain of whatever cancer falls into my lap. But I agree that what I'm doing is zero guarantee of getting cancer.
I can't speak for op but for me I like the fantasy of getting cancer in the hope of it easing my si as I would die soon anyway and it resulting with people around me coping easier with my ctb as I had cancer anyway, and they would be less likely to blame themselves when I write in my note i kms bc of muh cancer. It would be kind of freeing that truly nothing matters now as my time with this body would be super finite and if I would fail ctb I would still have my cancer to take care of me in some ways.
That's actually another angle I didn't consider. I won't necessarily have to die from the cancer, but maybe it will be a strong motivator for me to ctb. I'm struggling to get up the balls to ctb but I think if I had cancer and knew for sure the end was near anyway that it would be a huge push for me to make the jump.
 
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wiggy

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Jan 6, 2025
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Palliative care to hospice baby. No worries or concerns here. I have good pain tolerance, just no balls to make the jump into the unknown.
Unfortunately you have an idealized view of things. You can be in intense suffering, as in regularly losing consciousness from physical pain, and that doesn't mean that the medical staff will not automatically facilitate palliative care for you - it depends on your prognosis. Painkillers and other medication to remedy your symptons will most likely be kept at safe levels, even if they're not remotely enough to ease your suffering. Your doctor is medically liable for your survival first and foremost, and he's not going to stick his neck out for you with a hearty dose of fentanyl if there's significant risk of lowering your chance of survival. You could refuse treatment up to the point to where the prognosis is irreversible, but that could take months to years.

I can't speak for op but for me I like the fantasy of getting cancer in the hope of it easing my si as I would die soon anyway and it resulting with people around me coping easier with my ctb as I had cancer anyway, and they would be less likely to blame themselves when I write in my note i kms bc of muh cancer. It would be kind of freeing that truly nothing matters now as my time with this body would be super finite and if I would fail ctb I would still have my cancer to take care of me in some ways.
Regretably, cancer will not dull your survival instinct unless you are already at death's door.
 
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You will be screaming for treatment once you get closer and closer to death from the cancer.
 
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j.rez729

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Nov 8, 2024
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Unfortunately you have an idealized view of things. You can be in intense suffering, as in regularly losing consciousness from physical pain, and that doesn't mean that the medical staff will not automatically facilitate palliative care for you - it depends on your prognosis. Painkillers and other medication to remedy your symptons will most likely be kept at safe levels, even if they're not remotely enough to ease your suffering. Your doctor is medically liable for your survival first and foremost, and he's not going to stick his neck out for you with a hearty dose of fentanyl if there's significant risk of lowering your chance of survival. You could refuse treatment up to the point to where the prognosis is irreversible, but that could take months to years.


Regretably, cancer will not dull your survival instinct unless you are already at death's door.
Ok. Even if this is true, I'd rather risk it.
 
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Jack_Nimble

Member
Jun 22, 2024
93
Be sure to never ever eat another fruit or vegetable. Or fish. Eat mostly fast food. The cheaper the food the more likely to kill. Preferably with as many unpronounceable ingredients as possible lol. Would help probs if you shared needles with hobos. Have unprotected sex with prostitutes.
 
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j.rez729

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Nov 8, 2024
93
Be sure to never ever eat another fruit or vegetable. Or fish. Eat mostly fast food. The cheaper the food the more likely to kill. Preferably with as many unpronounceable ingredients as possible lol. Would help probs if you shared needles with hobos. Have unprotected sex with prostitutes.
I fuck prostitutes like twice a month, I'm addicted to them. I spend more money on that than anything else really. Sadly I'm quite safe and the escorts I see, most of which I've been seeing for years, are tested regularly. I totally agree about the fast food. I'm vegetarian but ironically a lot of fake meat, which I eat a lot of, is said to be actually quite carcinogenic so I'mma keep eating that shit.
 
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tbh2023

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Nov 4, 2024
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Anyone have ideas for carcinogenmaxxing? I'm going to start drinking again soon, and take up smoking cigs. Anyone know of foods that are particularly carcinogenic? A good way to ingest microplastics? No, this is not a joke. I'm actually serious. I don't have the balls to ctb.
I smoke 2 pack of cigarettes now hoping to get cancer too
 
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Jack_Nimble

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Jun 22, 2024
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You could probably find dirty hookers in a skipthegames website
Or swallowing uranium. It's available for purchase.
 
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oneeyed

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Oct 11, 2022
348
As others have said, no guarantee on this method but...

100% Red meat diet
Cigarettes
Alcohol
Nude sun bathing without sunscreen
Use 30 year old plastic bottles that have BPA
Get some asbestos in a bag and huff it?
According to google Aristolochic acid is one of the most carcinogenic substance but banned in NA and Europe
Get a job at a nuclear power plant

And yes I'm being deliberately silly but you do you.
 
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neenie

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Dec 20, 2024
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Good ol' red meat and deep fried foods, little exercise, UV rays exposure, also burnt food causes cancer and maybe sleep deprivation
 
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j.rez729

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Nov 8, 2024
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As others have said, no guarantee on this method but...

100% Red meat diet
Cigarettes
Alcohol
Nude sun bathing without sunscreen
Use 30 year old plastic bottles that have BPA
Get some asbestos in a bag and huff it?
According to google Aristolochic acid is one of the most carcinogenic substance but banned in NA and Europe
Get a job at a nuclear power plant

And yes I'm being deliberately silly but you do you.
Yeah, I figured I would get a lot of joking answers, at best, but thought it was worth a try if I could get a few good ideas. I might also start drinking colloidal silver
 
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thinkingofdeath

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Dec 26, 2024
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I appreciate the people in this thread who are like, "Not to judge, but that is ill thought out." šŸ¤­
 
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j.rez729

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Nov 8, 2024
93
Good ol' red meat and deep fried foods, little exercise, UV rays exposure, also burnt food causes cancer and maybe sleep deprivation
Lol there's a meme about the burnt food and this. yes I realize it's a joke but I'm not joking.
 
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Loaf of bread

Wizard
Mar 22, 2022
672
I wonder if there could be a substance like N except for cancer instead of ctb?

Unless there is, I dont see this as viable - the reliability of carcinogenmaxxing via sunburns ect is abysmal. Exit RPA would rank it 0/10 for reliability
 
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sunnyside

Member
Jan 3, 2025
6
Get covid as much as you can it possesses oncogenic potential. But I doubt it's a realistic method
 
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L'absent

L'absent

ƀ ma maniĆØre šŸŖ¦
Aug 18, 2024
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If you think that eating poor-quality food, smoking, and engaging in high-risk behaviors like visiting prostitutes without a condom will lead you to death from cancer or something else, you might not realize the real consequences of all this. In reality, these behaviors not only put your self-determination at risk but can also lead you into a type of suffering that is just as, if not more, devastating than your current situation: dementia.
A poor diet, combined with smoking and high-risk behaviors, can severely damage your brain, leading to neurological diseases like frontotemporal dementia, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or vascular dementia. These diseases slowly steal your mind, making you lose the ability to do even the most basic things in daily life. While your body might continue to live, your mind could die little by little, leaving you trapped in a reality you can't control.
Additionally, behaviors like not using condoms expose you to infectious diseases such as HIV and syphilis, which could accelerate neurological damage and increase the risk of developing dementia.
So, while you may be seeking a way out of suffering, you could find yourself instead trapped in a condition that forces you to live, with no way to turn back. The death you hope for may never come, and what remains is a life of incapacity and mental pain, with the awareness that you will no longer have control over anything, not even yourself. And if a person loses their full mental faculties, they won't be able to access assisted suicide, leaving them stuck in a state of suffering with no escape.
I hate to judge, but this is a really fucking stupid idea. Death by cancer is a lot worse than even the most botched executions of the recommended methods. You might as well commit suicide by flaying.
The problem is not just cancer. It could easily result in a stroke with paralysis and so on. Can you imagine what bita it is? In a wheelchair, perhaps unable to speak and with a carer who wipes your bottom and washes you, taking away every glimmer of dignity? And who knows for how many years!
 
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Hollowman

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Be sure to never ever eat another fruit or vegetable. Or fish. Eat mostly fast food. The cheaper the food the more likely to kill. Preferably with as many unpronounceable ingredients as possible lol. Would help probs if you shared needles with hobos. Have unprotected sex with prostitutes.
Fruit,veggies, and fish are all packed with microplastics. The air, water, clothes leach it into our bodies. Shit's everywhere, humanity's fucked.
 
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todienomore

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Apr 7, 2023
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Aristolochic acid
 
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Jack_Nimble

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Jun 22, 2024
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Jokes aside L'absent has a great point though. My junk food addicted disease written obese father is still alive at age 72 despite his heart problems and countless surgery surgeries.
 
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L'absent

ƀ ma maniĆØre šŸŖ¦
Aug 18, 2024
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Have we been discussing the secrets of immortality this whole time unawares?
Ah, the secret to immortality? Easy, just follow the 'smoke, booze, and junk food' diet and your body will do the rest, maybe never dying but with the chance of staying trapped in a body that starts to look more like a container of toxins than a human being. But hey, at least you won't get bored, right? Your brain might stop working, but the rest of your body could stay active enough to join a Netflix marathon.
 
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StaticCryBabye

Sorrowful Pixel
Apr 9, 2023
193
Anyone have ideas for carcinogenmaxxing?
I'm sorry, but carcinogenmaxxing is fucking hilarious. I don't have an exact idea on how to carcinogenmax, but I've heard that storing hot meals in thin plastic bags and eating very hot meals from thin plastic bowls is usually a great way to increase your microplastic consumption lol.
 
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death_bed221

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Sep 23, 2024
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Anyone have ideas for carcinogenmaxxing? I'm going to start drinking again soon, and take up smoking cigs. Anyone know of foods that are particularly carcinogenic? A good way to ingest microplastics? No, this is not a joke. I'm actually serious. I don't have the balls to ctb.

Edit: forgot to mention I live in the US so I'm already at an advantage.
Bro I am dying laughing. This site is the best :pfff:
 
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