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[fisil]

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[whyidon'tknow]

Hi. I want to die.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

 

[Orin]

 

[inconsequential]

Still alive.

 

[whyidon'tknow]

Wait, so how did he kill himself?

 

[LMFAO FOCKERS]

New headline:

Organized Group from SS Website Heads to Dominican Republic Seeking Presidential Suite with Fully Stacked Minibar for Resort Style Assisted Suicide


PS - This is fake news but sounds like a great way to CTB by partying. (no offense to the real victims)

 

[Orin]

Wait, so how did he kill himself?

quote from video description:
"A woman's severed head encased in a block of concrete, has been found next to a man's body at the bottom of an Austrian lake, in what police suspect is a murder-suicide. The discovery was made two days after police found two suitcases containing the woman's dismembered body near the shore of Lake Traunsee, central Austria. Authorities said on Tuesday that evidence suggests the man strangled the woman and dismembered her body before drowning himself using the concrete block with her head in."

 

[Dartz]

Hi. I want to die.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

This is the best TED Talk of all time

 

[inconsequential]

New headline:

Organized Group from SS Website Heads to Dominican Republic Seeking Presidential Suite with Fully Stacked Minibar for Resort Style Assisted Suicide


PS - This is fake news but sounds like a great way to CTB by partying. (no offense to the real victims)

And it wouldn't be ruled as a suicide, so all life insurance would be valid!