Anyone got any funny stories?

[glowstick bones]

I need to laugh, please drop any funny stories you have, they can be about literally anything :)

 

[hrsprayqn]

Somewhat funny I guess.

Used to work at a mechanics place, tidying up cars, valeting etc. On one of my first shifts my boss told me 'go and hoover that car'.

He came over, I was fucking hoovering the outside of it xD

 

[theslasher]

One time, I went tubing down a river with some old homies.. one homie got separated from the group and his tube started going reeeally fast into this family. Now this family was straight chillin, holding hands, they had drinks and everything.

It was so funny, bc next thing I know the family turns their heads and when they see homie about to hit them they just scream soooo loud. He was going so fast and he was already so close, there's nothing they could've done so they just accepted their fate and when homie ran into them they all fell into the water and we never saw them again.