Anyone got any dark humour or death jokes you would like to share with the group?

[counting-out-time]

Just a thought. I was taken away last week for having a serious condition of peek a boo according to my psychiatrist. I've now been put into ICU

 

[myfinalform]

the only one i could think

 

[counting-out-time]

No one has ever complained about a parashoot not opening. Think about it

 

[myfinalform]

No one has ever complained about a parashoot not opening. Think about it

hahaha i bet they neither had the time to think about it!

 

[counting-out-time]

Lmao

 

[myfinalform]

some of my ctb plains btw (talking about the parachoot thing) is that i wanted to going on a plain to smash the window and jump from there, i bet is 100% chance of dying but i figured out that is hard to break that little shit of glass

 

[rainysummer]

 

[ph0enix]

Galgenhumor :)

 

[counting-out-time]

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Haha love it!

some of my ctb plains btw (talking about the parachoot thing) is that i wanted to going on a plain to smash the window and jump from there, i bet is 100% chance of dying but i figured out that is hard to break that little shit of glass

Not sure what would happen but I'm sure you would have a smashing time

 

[Callie Arcale]

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Good one!

Do you know that song "Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you"?

That's me.

Except I don't need the air, nor the love. Only a gun.

 

[seaweaves]

When I was more social, I had a running habit of leaving people/events by saying "bye forever in case I die!"

Most people weren't really fond of it...

 

[WhiteRabbit]

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

 

[sadmeltie]

No one has ever complained about a parashoot not opening. Think about it

Haha good one they never survived to complain about ☺

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Lol that 2 dead dogs one was very funny gg

 

[Un-]

What's the difference between an infant and an onion?

Spoiler: ..

I cry when I chop up onions.