Method any chance?

[Y78]

i made a drawing of 2 "new" methods
1.you cut the blood to your brain by hammock (nylon?)
2.it simple guilitin with hand power
3.not in picture - take BLOOD PRESSURE SLEEVE and put it on your neck
after you inflate it with the pump .blood stops.i dont know for sure just idea.

 

[KiraLittleOwl]

Upvote for creativity

 

[Absurdity]

Jeesh, haha. Thanks for making me laugh.

Sorry, but #2 will never work. And the mess it would leave..

 

[itsamadworld]

Ooooh...I prefer tried, tested, and true....but everyone's flavor is different....