Judges 16: 23-31 Sanson's death
Samuel 31 King of Death Esau
Judges 9 King Abimalech
Samuel 16-17 Suicide of Ahithophel
King 16-19 King Zimri
Wow, I forgot how entertaining the bible is to read...
Sanson's death was like the ultimate revenge on his captors. Bible always paints the Philistines as imbeciles and morons.
Death of King Saul was funny, he didn't want to be abused and tortured by his uncircumsized invaders. That's kinda homo if he saw all his invader's dicks before he died and CTB'd because of some dirty foreskin. Then the dirty uncircumsized invaders cut off his head and hanged his body on the city walls like a decoration. Not really considered a suicide cause he was already mortally wounded and just fell on his sword because he couldn't bear the thought of being captured by uncircumsized men....CTB'd due to fear of foreskin!
Death of King Abimalech was funny, he didn't want to be killed by a woman so he killed himself after getting hit in the head by a grinding stone. Also the whole thing about one dude talking to trees, and the trees told him that the king was bad or some weird shit like that. This guy listened to the trees and waged war against the King. But yeah, the King CTB'd due to fear of being killed by a woman.
Suicide of Ahithophel is pretty tragic. He was assigned to be a wise council for another guy, but kept a secret for the guy for years that he couldn't bear it any longer so he killed himself. Bible says he allowed bitterness to enter his soul when he should've let it go, so next time you see a family member raping another member of the family just let it go because you're just bitter.....fuck the Bible.
Death of King Zimri, a normal CTB. Nothing interesting about it.
