All I want for Christmas is to jump from Santa's sleigh

[ShatteredSerenity]

This year I don't want any gifts because nothing can make me happy. I just wish Santa could take me high above an empty parking lot, high enough that instant death on impact is guaranteed, and I would jump. His elves can mop up my splattered remains, since I'm sure those cheerful little spirits must be immune to trauma.

It would be even better if his sleigh had a trap door so I wouldn't have to overcome SI, but beggars can't be choosers. I would ask Santa for N, but he doesn't seem like the type to be dealing drugs. Sadly this is all wishful thinking. No matter what I get for Christmas, all I'll have at the end of the day are the shattered remains of a soul.

 

[FuneralCry]

I really understand just wanting to be gone, to cease existing truly is all I personally hope for, I just wish to be permanently free from this existence. But anyway I wish you the best.

 

[NegevChina]

This year I don't want any gifts because nothing can make me happy. I just wish Santa could take me high above an empty parking lot, high enough that instant death on impact is guaranteed, and I would jump. His elves can mop up my splattered remains, since I'm sure those cheerful little spirits must be immune to trauma.

It would be even better if his sleigh had a trap door so I wouldn't have to overcome SI, but beggars can't be choosers. I would ask Santa for N, but he doesn't seem like the type to be dealing drugs. Sadly this is all wishful thinking. No matter what I get for Christmas, all I'll have at the end of the day are the shattered remains of a soul.

I also don't want any gift this year. I want to give back a gift that I got 58 years ago. Ide give back the "gift of life" given to me.
I pray to god each night I wont wake up tomorrow. It never helps. I keep waking up.
Its listed as a non method that fails and should not be tried. But I keep trying.

 

[beseechgod]

what's a non-method

I also don't want any gift this year. I want to give back a gift that I got 58 years ago. Ide give back the "gift of life" given to me.
I pray to god each night I wont wake up tomorrow. It never helps. I keep waking up.
Its listed as a non method that fails and should not be tried. But I keep trying.

what's a non-method, praying?

 

[beseechgod]

I want santa to sleigh me.

 

[Forever Sleep]

That's an epic method. Might result is Santa being arrested- unless you snuck on the sleigh but, full marks for 'out of the box' thinking.

 

[LastLoveSong]

all i want for christmas is for Rudolph to stick his fat fucking antlers through my heart and have his overweight geriatric candy cane addicted owner package me up and gift me to a morgue owner so they can bake me like gingerbread