Your body can only process, normally, roughly an ounce per hour. Anymore than that is why we get drunk, suffer from hangovers (dehydration plays a part in this, especially with constant urination while drinking), or get alcohol poisoning. All excess alcohol starts going into the bloodstream and builds up a toxicity.
From an article I found:
An overdose can occur whenever a person drinks too much in a short amount of time. The liver can normally only process one drink worth of alcohol, which is a beer, a glass of wine, or a shot of liquor in an hour. Any more alcohol than that and the alcohol levels in the bloodstream begin to rise. In general, drinking more than five drinks in an hour puts a person at risk for an alcohol overdose, especially if they continue drinking at that rate for more than an hour.
On average, about 15 standard drinks in two hours is enough to result in a fatal overdose. Keep in mind that every person has a different alcohol tolerance. Being older, not being used to drinking, being a smaller weight, or being female can all reduce a person's ability to process alcohol and increase their risk of an overdose.
In short, drinking a shitload at once would be the best method, forces your liver and your body to nope on the spot or shortly after. Still, personally, not the best way to cash a ticket.