A message to the BBC

[CravingPeace]

I understand and appreciate your hard-hitting, life saving journalism regarding this site. Instead of focusing on the governmental failures and lack of resources provided that leads to people becoming suicidal, you are working to expose the real culprit - a supportive online community. I commend you for your bravery.

However, you have missed a very important development occurring on this site and others. While there is a popular poison that you refer to that is mentioned on this website, I believe this may be a concerted effort to hide and bury another far more lethal and more widely available method to end one's life. This method is not discussed publicly but I would like to shed light on its devastating impacts on those in crisis, and their families.

The poison I am referring to is called "ligma". It is another common preservative much lesser known than the other you refer to, however much more lethal. It can be purchased at most retailers if requested from behind the counter.

If you have any questions regarding ligma and would like to know more about the means of requiring it, please DM me. I am looking forward to cooperating with you.

 

[gothbird]

Ah yes finally, someone brave enough to blow the lid off the Ligma Conspiracy.

Thank you for your tireless, BBC sanctioned pursuit of truth, where you've rightly bypassed boring topics like chronic underfunding of mental health care, decades of government negligence, or the rampant criminalisation of the poor and disabled, to instead focus on the real threat to society: people talking on a forum.

As for your discovery of ligma, I'm shocked and appalled it has slipped past Ofcom's radar. Clearly, it's being trafficked in unlabelled bottles by shadowy clerks from the back counters of unnamed high street retailers. No doubt we'll see a Panorama special on it next week: "LIGMA: The Hidden Killer in Your Corner Shop" complete with slow zooms and sad piano music.

Please do keep us informed. I'm sure the same journalists who secretly joined the forum under fake names and then cried foul about anonymity will be thrilled to uncover this nefarious new compound. Maybe they'll even speak to Professor Sugondese for expert analysis.

 

[Darkover]

whats ligma?

 

[CravingPeace]

Ah yes finally, someone brave enough to blow the lid off the Ligma Conspiracy.

Thank you for your tireless, BBC sanctioned pursuit of truth, where you've rightly bypassed boring topics like chronic underfunding of mental health care, decades of government negligence, or the rampant criminalisation of the poor and disabled, to instead focus on the real threat to society: people talking on a forum.

As for your discovery of ligma, I'm shocked and appalled it has slipped past Ofcom's radar. Clearly, it's being trafficked in unlabelled bottles by shadowy clerks from the back counters of unnamed high street retailers. No doubt we'll see a Panorama special on it next week: "LIGMA: The Hidden Killer in Your Corner Shop" complete with slow zooms and sad piano music.

Please do keep us informed. I'm sure the same journalists who secretly joined the forum under fake names and then cried foul about anonymity will be thrilled to uncover this nefarious new compound. Maybe they'll even speak to Professor Sugondese for expert analysis.

Ah yes, I forgot about Professor Sugondese. He has been keeping quiet after his video regarding ligma went semi-viral on this forum, however he may be able to be pressured to speak on the topic.

I hope that BBC's investigative team can properly expose the ligma sellers. Maybe then they can also focus on other similar poisons, such as sloberon, gulpin and miphat.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

whats ligma?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligma_joke

 

[CravingPeace]

whats ligma?

ligma balls from the back lmfao

 

[Darkover]

what this message to the bbc even about sound stupid to me

 

[gothbird]

Ah yes, I forgot about Professor Sugondese. He has been keeping quiet after his video regarding ligma went semi-viral on this forum, however he may be able to be pressured to speak on the topic.

I hope that BBC's investigative team can properly expose the ligma sellers. Maybe then they can also focus on other similar poisons, such as sloberon, gulpin and miphat.

The forbidden compounds. The BBC must act swiftly before the public learns the full extent of this underground pharmacopoeia.

I have long suspected that the Sloberon Syndicate and Gulpin Cartel were operating just beneath the radar, likely disguised as wellness brands selling mood drops and herbal teas. As for Miphat, well that's been flying under the radar for years. The fact that it hasn't made a special yet is frankly journalistic malpractice.

Professor Sugondese's silence is deafening. One can only assume he's under immense pressure from Big Ligma. Perhaps once Ofcom finishes banning grief, autonomy, and free thought, and after they finish joining suicide forums for clout, they'll have time to subpoena him.

Until then, we must remain vigilant. Who knows what other unregulated horrors are out there… Bofa, Yarell, even Nutzium Chloride.

May the BBC continue its crusade
unflinching, misinformed, and bravely punching down.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

what this message to the bbc even about sound stupid to me

I think just telling them to lick our "collective" balls......

 

[gothbird]

Oh and if Tony Smith and Angus Crawford can't tell this is satire they can feel free to feast on my entire asshole.

 

[Setmefree76]

I understand and appreciate your hard-hitting, life saving journalism regarding this site. Instead of focusing on the governmental failures and lack of resources provided that leads to people becoming suicidal, you are working to expose the real culprit - a supportive online community. I commend you for your bravery.

However, you have missed a very important development occurring on this site and others. While there is a popular poison that you refer to that is mentioned on this website, I believe this may be a concerted effort to hide and bury another far more lethal and more widely available method to end one's life. This method is not discussed publicly but I would like to shed light on its devastating impacts on those in crisis, and their families.

The poison I am referring to is called "ligma". It is another common preservative much lesser known than the other you refer to, however much more lethal. It can be purchased at most retailers if requested from behind the counter.

If you have any questions regarding ligma and would like to know more about the means of requiring it, please DM me. I am looking forward to cooperating with you.

The BBC are quite famous over here for missing the point in favour of a nice sharp, eye catching 5 minute segment. As for OFCOM - they're a quango who should really be looking at the amount of disinformation being pumped out by government and news outlets

 

[rs929]

Also, please make a fifth season of Sherlock, that will give some of us a reason to stay alive.
Thank you.

 

[SilentSadness]

I must get my hands on this.

 

[Wilt-On-High]

Does anyone have the source for Ligma?
I've been looking for it! ANYONE DM ME PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Michi_Violeta]

I sell 98% purity Colombian ligma, sloberon, gulpin, sugma, bofa. Straight from the lab, uncut. 25% off for journalists with an actual postgraduate degree.

Papi, you name it, I got it. I ship worldwide and you can pay me via PayPal, crypto or hug reacts.

 

[girlsboysthems]

I understand and appreciate your hard-hitting, life saving journalism regarding this site. Instead of focusing on the governmental failures and lack of resources provided that leads to people becoming suicidal, you are working to expose the real culprit - a supportive online community. I commend you for your bravery.

the classic what came first, chicken or the egg? ahhh...