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foreverbroken28

foreverbroken28

I've gone off the deep end.
Jul 11, 2019
124
Hey guys, I hope this isn't offensive. I am not trying to make a joke out of CTB but I got a random idea as I was crying to myself and considering how desperate I am to CTB. If this is offensive, I am sorry and mods -- I understand why you'd delete it. I don't want to negatively impact anyone here.

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-- How It Works: Someone will ask a question about an extreme method to CTB like this: Would you ever ___________________ to CTB?

-- The next person will answer and then they will ask their question for the next person. It's okay if you want to answer several questions before the one above you.

I'll start.

Question: Would you ever jump into a lion's den to CTB?
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,705
This shocks me. I would not have expected that of you. So dirty.
:I My image you is shattered.

I know, I know - it's that gold background that makes me look all "eww, with YOU?! I'm too special!" But when I see a short route to the 4H Club, I take it.

Home-made guillotine is on the table.
 
not_a_robot

not_a_robot

"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
May 30, 2019
2,121
I would take guillotine if no other options seemed available.
But I'd be dreaming of all those heroin dealers and their heroin...

Would you ever drown yourself in a mop bucket?
 
Bulletwbttrflywings

Bulletwbttrflywings

My soul is awakened... and I’m f*cked
May 29, 2019
244
That sounds like me!

Would you ever go wading in the Everglades in hopes you wouldn't make it back?
Hopefully the gaters would get me!

Would you ever swim with sting rays in hopes to go out like Steve Irwin?
 
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blanketyblk

blanketyblk

Mage
Jun 9, 2019
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,705
No. I hate mosquitoes.
Would you ever jump into lava?

No. I couldn't. That stuff freaks me out. It's an alien life form.

Plagiarising from a long-ago post here, would you ever take the bottom off a microwave and put it on your head and press start? (For newcomers: You can't just stick your head in the door because it won't start if the door's open.)
 
not_a_robot

not_a_robot

"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
May 30, 2019
2,121
Pupuce

Pupuce

Nobody exists on purpose. Come ctb
Apr 19, 2019
281
Not over a city. The Mediterranean, please.

Would you go out to the junkyard and lie down in a car that's in position to be smashed flat?
No, it would make too much of a mess.

Would you accept a request from someone willing to kill you to have possession of your body?
 
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Brainpain

chronic pain
Jun 14, 2019
106
Ooooh that sounds fun I'd like to bring for sure chicken out. Would you ever go on a submarine mission knowing it will malfunction and run out of air to CTB?
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,705
Would you accept a request from someone willing to kill you to have possession of your body?

... What are they going to do with it?
If Keith Richards wants it, it's his. All others need to submit applications.

Would you deliberately drive off the designated route in the Sahara, knowing your GPS was malfunctioning?
 
foreverbroken28

foreverbroken28

I've gone off the deep end.
Jul 11, 2019
124
Ooooh that sounds fun I'd like to bring for sure chicken out. Would you ever go on a submarine mission knowing it will malfunction and run out of air to CTB?

Maybe. I almost drowned when I was a kid and it wasn't THAT bad.

... What are they going to do with it?
If Keith Richards wants it, it's his. All others need to submit applications.

Would you deliberately drive off the designated route in the Sahara, knowing your GPS was malfunctioning?

Nope. I think I'd get super irritated.

Would you allow yourself to be slaughtered from the feet up, by a necrophiliac (Like a Ted Bundy type), if you had no other options to CTB?
 
Lara Francis

Lara Francis

Enlightened
Jun 30, 2018
1,627
Maybe. I almost drowned when I was a kid and it wasn't THAT bad.



Nope. I think I'd get super irritated.

Would you allow yourself to be slaughtered from the feet up, by a necrophiliac (Like a Ted Bundy type), if you had no other options to CTB?
No way too painful.
I only want a peaceful death now.

If you were on a bridge with the intention of jumping and a random member of the public asked what you were doing, then offered to jump with you - would you agree?
(This did actually happen to me!)
 
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Leesap

Leesap

Member
Jul 5, 2019
43
No. Would you ever sleep with creepy heroin dealers to try to get drugs to stockpile for ctb?
Yes and I have . Lol
Perhaps if I was drunk enough...

Would you ever drive/run directly into a tornado to ctb?
Absolutely. Would you run on platform hi heels through a rock and driftwood littered beach at gunpoint till the you were so tired you got shot?
 
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