When life gives you lemons,
Get a tall vampire lady to take all the pain away.
"Your lemons... I'll take them." she chuckles, as she runs her fingers down your back. You are unable to resist as her fangs close down on your neck. Your eyes close as you fall into a deep slumber...
It is a cold, moonlit night. Clad in filthy grave rags, you find yourself in what appears to be a cemetery. You try to recall how you got here but can't — in fact you don't remember anything at all. You hear your stomach growl, but you can't even begin to describe what you hunger for. Then you catch a glimpse of a little girl sobbing in a corner by the chapel, no doubt a lamb that has strayed from its flock. An explosion of red flashes before your eyes and you see yourself tear open her veins with your fingernails, gorging yourself on the sweet nectar of life. Giving in to the maddening desire, you lunge at your prey with fangs bared. But all of a sudden, you are held back by unseen restraints.
"No, not yet. Seems you need a little discipline."
A familiar silhouette turns to face you, lips curling into a sneer as she glides forward to claim her pet.
GAME OVER
Bad End #1 — Vampire Spawn
When life gives you lemons,
Sell them and buy bitcoins.
Aha! Opportunity!
