terminal diagnosis daydream

[glad it’s night]

In this daydream I go to the doctor's office to hear test results.

Doctor: I have some bad news. You have only 6 months left to live.

Me: starts dancing around, throws confetti, blows a noisemaker.

Doctor: (looks shocked and surprised)

Me: Ok doc, I'm ready for the bad news. What is it?

Doctor: I just told you, you have six months to live.

Me: (frowning) oh, you're right, that's horrible news...I thought you said six weeks.

 

[WornOutLife]

I really want something like that to happen to me, lol!

 

[FuneralCry]

Same, I would love this, it would save me having to do it myself. Even if it was an painful few months at least I would know death is coming for me. Sadly I would probably end up with more chronic health problems that don't kill you but makes you suffer. The universe likes to act against me.

 

[Symbiote]

"Symbiote, you have testicular cancer..."

Me: Well that's a kick in the balls.

 

[motel rooms]

Me: Well that's a kick in the balls.

Just something you've learned to live in symbiosis with...

 

[Symbiote]

Doc: "Symbiote, you have HIV"

Me: Well that's the most positive thing I've heard all my life!

Doc: ..

 

[motel rooms]

Doc: "Symbiote, you have HIV"

Me: Well that's the most positive thing I've heard all my life!

Doc: ..

Doctor to Me: "Stop pestering me to give you weekly prostate exams!"

 

[the_final_countdown]

I wanted that for a while too...but terminal illness is a very brutal way to die in most cases.

And as you're dying you will likely still feel the panic of living. Absolute mayhem. Anxiety like you've never felt before.

It's helpful in one sense. It removes the stigma of suicide. Brings family together or destroys them.

At least it'd finally end after a couple painful months.

 

[Lostkitten1]

Either that or sit hoping someone crashes a semi trailer into your living room / crashes a plane into your house / meteor strike / rogue Russian satellite falls through your roof etc.

 

[EnnuiCat]

Ah, the lucky few who die of a heart attack or stroke in their sleep. I envy them.

 

[Efilismislife]

Dying of illness is a painful terrible way to live your remaining life. Your whole body&mind being tortured until you cant take it anymore. If its that easy to die people wouldnt try to make effort to find a least painful way to die.

Look at patient at the hospital and how they suffer in pain, scream in agony just to hold the pain. Actually its ridiculous why people brought to life only to be tortured by all those pain

 

[loopylou]

I had an operation a few years ago and I started bleeding badly lost a couple pints of blood. Shame they managed to stop it

 

[Efilismislife]

I had an operation a few years ago and I started bleeding badly lost a couple pints of blood. Shame they managed to stop it

But Its easy to make human bleed tho? just cut/stab with a knife
People who practice cutting have experience
Although to able to bleed to death need to cut/stab really deeply

 

[Pen>Sword]

I was daydreaming about this too for almost everyday. Why do wrong people get terminal illness, and not the suicidal folks like us? I want to get cancer. I'll make a deal with God to give me cancer instead of giving it to an innocent five-year old.

 

[motel rooms]

I'll make a deal with God to give me cancer instead of giving it to an innocent five-year old.

If you can communicate with God, please ask him to stop giving kids cancer in the 1st place