Stuff you find weird

[GoingSoonish]

People asking how your day is going. I could be having a horrible day (pretty much every day these days) and i will respond with "great thanks". The person asking the question doesn't want to know the real answer (nor do i want to share). The expectation is that you say "great" and then there is a role reversal where you ask them how their day is going and they respond with "great". This is a daily thing.

 

[satou]

The staggering amount of people alive. Somehow I often feel as if there are maybe a few thousand people alive, rather than billions.
Maybe I don't go out enough so most of the time I see very few people.

 

[couldntthinkofaname]

how i ended up on a suicideforum

 

[worldexploder]

Funerals (why can't people just have a free get together family reunion style instead)

Cemeteries (a waste of space. I'm for creamation all the way)

Celebrity worship / Praising the pampered such as the royal family

Religion

Flat Earthers

The desire to become pregnant

People who chew their food to the point that it becomes liquified in their mouth.

Myself

Myself

Myself

Hipster music

Circumcision

The human body

Life itself

 

[Nofaith]

Social media and the need to tell the world about every insignificant detail going on in your life like, what you are having for lunch and taking a picture of it or being currently stuck in traffic.

Drawstrings around the waist of coats. All they ever do is get stuck in chair legs.

 

[wezel]

That I ended up where I have ended up.
Definitely a 10 out of 10 on the weirdometer.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

self referencing corporate law

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

this song






I lied

 

[Firefly1]

Parents comparing their kids with other kids.... Like we don't compare you to other parents so why are you doing this to us?

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

mostly myself I guess . well that's what I was told growing up

 

[Slacker]

little things like:

 

[Miss clefable]

To be honest I don't know what is weird anymore I've seen so much stuff you become numb or use to it

 

[Nofaith]

To be honest I don't know what is weird anymore I've seen so much stuff you become numb or use to it

Cats in pushchairs. With a canopy.

 

[Miss clefable]

Cats in pushchairs. With a canopy.

That's just cute

 

[Slacker]

Marriage...

 

[Ben]

Why does everything I sign up for still need my postal code. You can send me that shit if you know my address. Actually, why you even need to be sending me shit in the first place

Why do people who have a watch on, look at their phones when I ask them the time

Why do banks close so early

Can we even really justify why we have an appendix yet???

Why is everyone ok with the fact every car isn't electric by now?

Why are we the peak of evolution, but our teeth are so brittle?

Do we come from monkeys or what? Are they cousins? Cmon, look at them and look at us. They just entered the Stone Age you know

Why did we still fight with swords after we invented the bow and arrow

How does Netflix determine a show is a 87% match for me instead of a 88% match.

Shoes never needed to be tied, laces are a design flaw


The list is endless

 

[Slacker]

Mass Hysterisa and Mass Panic

See cryptocurrencies

 

[Nofaith]

That's just cute

Would you go over and start cooing at it, saying things like "who's a wittle fluffy kitten, you are.. yes you are"?



I probably would too.

 

[Miss clefable]

Would you go over and start cooing at it, saying things like "who's a wittle fluffy kitten, you are.. yes you are"?



I probably would too.

Yes ^^

 

[Wantingpeace]

Chewing with mouth open why?????

 

[Nofaith]

People who try out hair brushes in shops and then put it back on the shelf.

People who use tester eyeshadow, that everyone has had their fingers in, on their face.

The last page of an exam book that states "Blank Page".

People who wear their pyjamas outdoors, like when they go to the corner shop.

 

[setianism]

clowns, snapchat, pop culture

 

[Nofaith]

Reality TV shows.

 

[Nofaith]

Reality TV shows.

Especially the ones about people watching TV. Yes that's a real TV show here.

 

[Dani Paradox]

"Normal" people are fucking weird. Weird is normal. It's weird to not be weird. If you're "normal" then you're a fucking weirdo.

Dani Paradox has spoken.

 

[Nofaith]

"Normal" people are fucking weird. Weird is normal. It's weird to not be weird. If you're "normal" then you're a fucking weirdo.

Dani Paradox has spoken.

Mic dropped.

 

[Nofaith]

People who walk down paths, side by side, forming a line of 3 or more people.

 

[Miss clefable]

What is the definition of normal anyway

 

[Justanotherconsumer]

Deju vu. A brain remembering something that happened before it happens.

 

[blood orange]

My dad and step mom consulted a fortune teller, the second time I went to a ward.

Why did they pay a fortune teller for their insight instead of idk, help me with my medical expenses. Like I was trying all kinds of therapy and had no way of paying for it.

Also, if I'm cursed or under the influence of dark forces--why not help me do a cleansing ritual or something? How does kicking me out of the house help me fend off a supposed demon? Tbh, I wonder how The Exorcist movie play out if the parents threw the girl out of their house.