Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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North Korea always wants to shock the west, why don't they go one step further and offer a suicide holiday to North Korea, there scientists can whip up a batch of powerful Pentobarbital for a few $'s, charge us $1000 All Inclusive one way visit and cremate our bodies and FedEx our ashes back to our next of kin with our suicide notes and wills, lol.

Any North Koreans monitoring the site, it will be be a big money spinner, the WHO said someone CTB every 40 seconds but with lockdowns maybe down to 20 seconds.

Well just a thought.

Cheers

Geo
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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No interest, let me tell you about the different packages which could be on offer, :smiling:

BRONZE Package, $1000, entry, food, booze for 12 hours prior to suicide.
SILVER Package, $2000, entry, food, booze, and drugs for 24 hours prior to suicide.
GOLD Package, $3000, entry, food, BBQ, booze, your own sex dungeon, all fantasies catered for, all-inclusive with drugs for 36 hours prior to suicide.

Cheers

Geo
 
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Sslsh

Sslsh

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Jan 29, 2020
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North Korea always wants to shock the west, why don't they go one step further and offer a suicide holiday to North Korea, there scientists can whip up a batch of powerful Pentobarbital for a few $'s, charge us $1000 All Inclusive one way visit and cremate our bodies and FedEx our ashes back to our next of kin with our suicide notes and wills, lol.

Any North Koreans monitoring the site, it will be be a big money spinner, the WHO said someone CTB every 40 seconds but with lockdowns maybe down to 20 seconds.

Well just a thought.

Cheers

Geo
They could also harvest all our organs/blood and sell it to the highest bidder in China/Russia for some sweet bucks
 
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TooConscious

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Nothing intelligent and good for people ever happens at government level.
 
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Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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They could also harvest all our organs/blood and sell it to the highest bidder in China/Russia for some sweet bucks

Oh, that means they can offer the GOLD package for $1000, :smiling:

Cheers

Geo
 
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Aeathelina

Aeathelina

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Feb 5, 2020
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They can harvest all the blood and organs they want. Hell I'd be okay used as a test dummy for a rocket or something
 
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sunsetintehwoods

sunsetintehwoods

Same rules apply
Feb 22, 2021
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If there work&travel option - i'm in!
 
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wanttodie

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They can harvest all the blood and organs they want. Hell I'd be okay used as a test dummy for a rocket or something
yrs thay can keep taken blood out of me tell I die from blood loss
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Sadly no North Korean officials listing the package holiday yet, :smiling:

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Geo
 
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Tackingintothewind

Tackingintothewind

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Mar 2, 2021
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You will have to wait till the pandemic is over. North Korea hasn't let anyone in since then
 
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Mentalmick

Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
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There better be a fucking platinum deal because I'm not sitting near any of the working class troglodytes on this forum. And I'm not getting one of those stupid looking King Dong Um haircuts either.
 
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Green Destiny

Green Destiny

Life isn't worth the trouble.
Nov 16, 2019
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The Gold Package for 3 Grand sounds like one heck of a deal.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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There better be a fucking platinum deal because I'm not sitting near any of the working class troglodytes on this forum. And I'm not getting one of those stupid looking King Dong Um haircuts either.

Made me laugh King Dong was an 80's porn film, long story short a black dude had a King Dong, :smiling:

Sorry that may be a deal breaker not having the hair style.

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Cheers

Geo
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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I'm on my way
Images   Copy Smiley face congrats   Copy
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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There better be a fucking platinum deal because I'm not sitting near any of the working class troglodytes on this forum. And I'm not getting one of those stupid looking King Dong Um haircuts either.
Ok, the platinum $5000 package would be all of the above with a 2-week stay and they kill you in your sleep, :smiling:

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Geo
 
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LONE WOLF.

LONE WOLF.

PUNISHER.
Nov 4, 2020
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What about people who don't have £1000?
 
Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
2,910
What about people who don't have £1000?

They need to study

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/

and listen to

<iframe src="" height="102px" width="400px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

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<iframe src="" height="102px" width="400px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

Cheers

Geo
 
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LONE WOLF.

LONE WOLF.

PUNISHER.
Nov 4, 2020
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They need to study

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/

and listen to

<iframe src="" height="102px" width="400px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

<iframe src="" height="102px" width="400px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

<iframe src="" height="102px" width="400px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

Cheers

Geo

WTF???
 
LONE WOLF.

LONE WOLF.

PUNISHER.
Nov 4, 2020
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That's a generous offer jumper geo,and Thank you,But I've already taken care of everything l need to and my ashes will be scattered with the ashes of my 2 dog's in a memorial garden! So l can spend the afterlife/eternity walking the fields and hill's with my 2 furry friends!
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Oops may have to review the package deals, :smiling:


Cheers

Geo
 
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Mentalmick

Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
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€695, not bad. Although I get the distinct impression it's one of those holidays where you're never seen again.
 
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