I desperately need a timemachine

[couldntthinkofaname]

or the possibility to save and load my life like a computer game

 

[Aaron]

You know they say this is all artificial simulation by higher intelligence.

 

[Ben]

You know they say this is all artificial simulation by higher intelligence.

Those sick bastards

 

[Ben]

or the possibility to save and load my life like a computer game

Please restore me to factory settings

 

[Desperate_Soul]

But would it be like the Matrix or Wreck-it Ralph where you don't realize you're in a computer game?

 

[Taylored]

I've always thought about going back in time to avoid screwing up my life entirely.

 

[Aaron]

But would it be like the Matrix or Wreck-it Ralph where you don't realize you're in a computer game?

Elon Musk talks about a game that feels like a complete reality. A game created by ancestors whom life now seems to be so boring that we exist..

 

[couldntthinkofaname]

You know they say this is all artificial simulation by higher intelligence.

well they screwed up big time

i want my money back

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Elon Musk talks about a game that feels like a complete reality. A game created by ancestors whom life now seems to be so boring that we exist..

 

[Aaron]

well they screwed up big time

i want my money back

not sure if we are a beta version or sum shit but yh seems gliched

 

[MortDeVivre]

I wouldn't even trust my life to not go to shit again if I could do that. I want to hold down the power button. I'm going to soon.

 

[Kogoruhn]

Same feeling, there are a lot of points where i would like to return.

 

[lifeofregret]

That's all I ever wanted, being disabled was the worst thing to happen. I just want to go back and live a normal life and fix all the wrongs I've done

 

[itsallover]

If I could go back in time then I would join the military out of high school. I went to a magnet school where everyone was going to top colleges left and right. I came from a really dysfunctional home so that would have taught me some structure. I thought about joining later on but I wasn't all mentally there or else I would have. I know in the states you have till 35 to join the army. I'm 31 now. Hopefully surgery and recovery happens soon because I consider that my ticket out. I no longer have a fear of death after getting sick to the point of debilitation. Plus you serve your 20 years and can retire. There are not many other careers or professions like that. I would just have to stay off the psych meds for some time and need to pass the psych which I'm not worried about. I had chances to join the NYPD and Phoenix PD but didn't do it because yet again I worried about death. Death is really not the problem. It's just another part of life. Being chronically ill with no career or social life is worse than death in my opinion. If you die while serving in the military then you're remembered by the whole unit. When you die as a civilian they just have a funeral, a bunch of bullshit tears, and you go in the ground to decompose.

 

[Wantingpeace]

Oh I wish for time machine instead of death

 

[Nofaith]

or the possibility to save and load my life like a computer game

Could we collect power ups?
Ooh and replay the best bits.

 

[lostinthedream]

I'm with you I am ALL about the time machine i would love to be able to explore all the roads not taken.

 

[Justanotherconsumer]

I'm sure aliens could accomplish this, my mistake was thinking that they could here my thoughts like I could here there's, they can't, you have to ask. If you take a large magnet like from a stereo speaker and a flashlight you'll have no problem (they think its there own kind) making contact, oh and be in a remote area, and don't pay attention to the howls of Bigfoot (he's just a guard). Good luck!!!

 

[Duqu]

I'm not certain a time machine would help me. I can't pinpoint a time in my life that if I "fixed" it everything would be better. Mental and physical health just is. If I could go FORWARD in time and find a cure to my extremely rare genetic illness that'd be dandy though.

 

[throwaway123]

That's impossible, sorry.

 

[couldntthinkofaname]

That's impossible, sorry.

the helium bag will be my time machine

 

[throwaway123]

the helium bag will be my time machine

Helium is too expensive, sorry.

 

[lost illusions]

Please restore me to factory settings

Not me, need update and upgrade first.

 

[lost illusions]

or the possibility to save and load my life like a computer game

Hit reset for me, it would say Error cannot read or load current file

 

[couldntthinkofaname]

i need a reset buttonfor my brain

sth isnt working right

 

[QueenEtna]

I couldn't go back. To relive my life again would be hell.

 

[mattwitt]

If I went back in time I could kill my younger self not feel any pain and just fade away into nothingness before anyone would notice.

 

[Roph]

I'd like to go back to the moment I was born and hit 'delete' so I could avoid this whole mess.

 

[Mr2005]

What I want more than anything is to go back to the year of my username or the year before even (which was my username) and make a different choice but alas I either have to live with that choice for potentially another fifty years or die and I 'd rather die

 

[Duqu]

I'd like to go back to the moment I was born and hit 'delete' so I could avoid this whole mess.

Give my parents a condom. :D