I can't afford a hooker before ctb

[GravityUtilizer]

And yet getting laid for the first time in three years would be pretty damn sweet before I go, I would imagine. IT'S BEEN SO DAMN LONG, THOUGH.

SO. DAMN. LONG.

 

[Disappointered]

Maybe someone will give you a farewell discount, you never know. Sucks though.

 

[SmellyRat]

My life in a nutshell

 

[marcusuk63]

One of my ex`s sent me a text a couple of weeks ago , tell me she was horny and could she come round , not seen her for 3 or 4 years , i ignored her lol
I could have sent her round , free lol

 

[Kramer]

And yet getting laid for the first time in three years would be pretty damn sweet before I go, I would imagine. IT'S BEEN SO DAMN LONG, THOUGH.

SO. DAMN. LONG.

8 yrs for me. I was considering one until I zoomed in on a picture and saw a genital wart. I almost threw up

 

[marcusuk63]

8 yrs for me. I was considering one until I zoomed in on a picture and saw a genital wart. I almost threw up

They are never like julia Roberts IRL

 

[Disappointered]

One of my ex`s sent me a text a couple of weeks ago , tell me she was horny and could she come round , not seen her for 3 or 4 years , i ignored her lol
I could have sent her round , free lol

That is something that has never happened to me...ex's (the very few that I have) or anyone else for that matter.

 

[Kramer]

They are never like julia Roberts IRL

Julia Roberts is a 2/10

 

[GravityUtilizer]

Fuck Julia Roberts I just wanna get laid at least one more time before I fecking die.

 

[Emily_Numb]

You're in the UK and I know there will be sex workers charging about £50, if not, less. Depends on your standards though.

I've watched very depressing documentaries on street sex workers in the North of England who will do 'the works' in order to score the drug their choice. Not all sex workers are expensive.

If your going to die, who cares about an STI/STD.

 

[Kramer]

Fuck Julia Roberts I just wanna get laid at least one more time before I fecking die.

The hookers on the sites I've looked at look gross.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

I can't afford £50.

 

[Emily_Numb]

I can't afford £50.

Even if you're not working you will get that in some form of benefits at some point. If you're dying you won't need to pay bills or rent will you?
As I've already said, street prosititutes will probably let you fuck them for £20 in some areas of the country.

The hookers on the sites I've looked at look gross.

* Hookers in your price range

 

[GravityUtilizer]

I live in supported accommodation. I basically am one rung up from homeless.

They neither allow or, alas, pay for hookers in this here set up.

 

[Disappointered]

I live in supported accommodation. I basically am one rung up from homeless.

They neither allow or, alas, pay for hookers in this here set up.

That's stupid. I think in some european countries they consider sex work to be covered as some form of therapy or basic needs or something.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

That's stupid. I think in some european countries they consider sex work to be covered as some form of therapy or basic needs or something.

Now that's the kind of progressive politics I'm interested in.

 

[fox21132113]

Just go to a bar, find a chick. It's free

 

[GravityUtilizer]

Just go to a bar, find a chick. It's free

Oh stay out of this you clearly good looking bastard.

 

[ZardozOmega]

24 years here :(

 

[Meditation guide]

The hookers on the sites I've looked at look gross.

It doesn't matter to a lot of guys what they look like as far as I can tell by how some streetwalkers look.

 

[Kramer]

It doesn't matter to a lot of guys what they look like as far as I can tell by how some streetwalkers look.

Also sex with someone who isn't attracted to me sucks

 

[Ghost2211]

Also sex with someone who isn't attracted to me sucks

That would be my concern. Isn't it less fun if the other person isn't into it?

 

[Kramer]

That would be my concern. Isn't it less fun if the other person isn't into it?

Exactly. They're just pretending. The girls never look normal either which makes the idea gross to me like I'm jumping in a sewer.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.

 

[Disappointered]

Despite my literally insane states of desperation at various points in my life, I refrained from paying for it all but once...and that time I paid but didn't really go through with it. It just doesn't work if you know they wouldn't touch you if you weren't paying.

Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.

yeah I hear that my friend. if it was covered as a basic need I'd still make use of it. It would help improve the quality of my life...but it wouldn't solve my depression.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.

I'd rather do without!

16 years without sex, and I never even think about it.

 

[Garbage Person]

Got a case of the dry dick myself. Been the year of Instagram and zoom. It's daunting to me now that I don't have a large social circle to help mingle and find new partners. It was easier at one time, now I feel broken. I'd have to travel or be bisexual to get laid right now. I don't feel so great about flying solo at bars or clubs, hate the idea of hookup apps. I'll just do without right now. Too much effort for a day of satisfaction. Hope you get something soon man, I'd send women your way if I was a pimp or something.

 

[GravityUtilizer]

Well you guys have taken me over 1K's worth of likes! Much appreciated.

I mean I'd rather get laid but whatever. Much love, you suicidal bastards.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Well you guys have taken me over 1K's worth of likes! Much appreciated.

I mean I'd rather get laid but whatever. Love you suicidal bastards.

Every cloud eh...

 

[SmellyRat]

Well you guys have taken me over 1K's worth of likes! Much appreciated.

I mean I'd rather get laid but whatever. Love you suicidal bastards.