So I've realized it later than some, but I am here to make sure it's been reported that if the sand god is real, Jesus Christ and Satan are very likely in fact the same clown. Two sides of the same coin. Putting on a masterclass in manipulation that would make a Nazi blush. The ultimate good cop, bad cop. Mohammad either is Jesus or he's underneath the Invisibility Cloak with the Holy Spirit, but very much still engaged in the circle jerk.
Anyway, you create a place (hell) that you convince everyone is miserable, when in fact there's mostly shady shit but *plenty* of fun being had. Or, they get to metaphorically (and literally) fellate your God penis-ego for the rest of eternity. And this is presented as the optimum path. Guy could've just asked for a blow instead of violently raping the buttholes of human souls. Just my $0.02.
Anyway, you create a place (hell) that you convince everyone is miserable, when in fact there's mostly shady shit but *plenty* of fun being had. Or, they get to metaphorically (and literally) fellate your God penis-ego for the rest of eternity. And this is presented as the optimum path. Guy could've just asked for a blow instead of violently raping the buttholes of human souls. Just my $0.02.
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